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    "Why Hunter! Acts The Way He Does" Biography By: Assistive

    As a young boy born at the start of the century, Hunter! was not very fortunate. His family was quite poor and could not provide for his every needs. Growing up in the Slums of Portugal, Hunter! did not have very many people to call friends. His father would beat him senselessly till Hunter! would be unconscious. This caused Hunter! brain damage, keeping him from being able to attend school, he was just too stupid. He was strange looking as well, very slim and a misshaped head from his fathers beatings. Unable to grow hair, Hunter! always wore a hat to hide his baldness from society. This caused him to be incredibly shy around anyone. When Hunter! turned 13, he discovered that he had a strong lust for boys. His interest in the male body led him to snoop around his local elementary school and watch the small boys play. Watching soon turned into using chloroform to kidnap and rape small, innocent boys. Hunter!'s father was very suspicious of his son leaving their cardboard box fort of a house all the time and decided to follow him one day. Hunter! was followed right to the school and was witnessed by his father trying to take another boy. Outraged, Hunter!'s father decided that his son needed to not be able to cause harm to small boys ever again and cut his dick off. Dickless Hunter! was now in a deep depression that led him to try to kill himself. But Hunter!'s father refused to let him end his life so easily and ended up chaining him to the wall. It took 6 months before those chains we gone and Hunter! was a changed person. No longer wanting to end his own life, but instead his fathers. Hunter! had attempted to slit his fathers throat, but failed in the process. His father awoke to Hunter! in his section of the box walking towards him with a knife. Hunter! not knowing what to do just stood there, waiting for his punishment. His father's punishment was a cock slap right across the mouth. Hunter!, already loving the taste of cocks in his mouth, asked for seconds but instead took a knife to the knee. Four months went by when Hunter! decided to run away.

    We no longer know of Hunter!'s whereabouts but have reason to believe he can be found at the local McDonalds trying to use the WiFi without buying anything.
    @Hunter!

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    tldr: both stuped af. didn't even read that tho



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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post
    tldr: both stuped af. didn't even read that tho
    Its a good read, trust me.

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    I can confirm, hired a 1337 doxer to hax the McDonalds WiFi Hunter! uses and find out his life backstory and this shit checks out.

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    Well written griffin

    I'm abused by dave. (vince)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post
    and cut his dick off.
    @Hunter! Pussy.
    Feel free to donate to me.

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    Fuck noooo nigga. You did it to yourself. @Hunter!

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    I'm waiting for MPGH to tell me I've given too much thanks within the past 24 hours tbh.


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    That was well written.
    NightOwl 4 life


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    Holy fucking autism.
    Trying way too hard at this point.
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    I hate you colin. I really hate you.
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    Fuck you colin

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    Holy fucking autism.
    Trying way too hard at this point.
    All he did is relay a true story into a paragraph? How's he trying too hard m8?


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    Fuck, That was a top story .

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    Good story, worth the read.

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    This seems abit excessive

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    The massive amount of autism that comes spewing out of your mouth on a daily basis is actually astounding.

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