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    How to keep a healthy level of insanity..

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
    Espresso.
    5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
    6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get..
    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
    9. Sing Along At The Opera.
    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
    I'm back.

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    i loled at the last one lol can i quote tht and put oin my sig lol
    Quote Originally Posted by [TROLL]1nt3l View Post


    Son, if your parental units do not approve of female buttocks for a young man's viewing, then I am fearful for the nature of your sexual orientation.
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    u have too much ass to be a minion

    jk

    u could probly (i would trust u)

    i dont decide that though...
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    PS: EL_PACHUCO i love your avatar my gf has the same ass as that but better ;D

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    hahahah funny shit dude

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    Old list is old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trianglez View Post
    Old list is old.
    Yeah, it is pretty old, but it's still funny.
    I'm back.

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    You are very nice that you have shared this good tips over here. I do not have knowledge about keeping healthy level of insanity so it is very useful for me.
    Last edited by jocosaevans; 07-15-2010 at 02:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jocosaevans View Post
    You are very nice that you have shared this good tips over here. I do not have knowledge about keeping healthy level of insanity so it is very useful for me.

    Fail English is fail.

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    this is old sas fuck haha
     
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