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    C++ Poem

    C++
    I don't understand all the fuss
    If you want a scoped pointer
    Find a lady and anoint her
    with watching your mem-o-ree!
    Oh I want -- to -- go -- back -- to -- C.
    With its malloc and its free
    I just get so confused with delete and new
    And what deletes who
    And comparing an int to a boo-lee-an
    I won't ever write a for loop
    Thanks to Bjorne Stroutroup
    And Alexander Stepanov
    And I'll bet you've had enough
    of this poem.

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    Uhm? Fail pl0x.
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    Why wont you ever use a for loop? Theyre quite useful. Heres an example.
    [php]for(int i; i > 0; i++)
    cout << "Gay poem is gay";
    [/php]

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    Easier way..
    Code:
    Int main ()
    {
    int i;
    i = This is a gay poem ;
    
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    // Keep copying and pasteing XD
    
    cin.get() ;
    Return 0;
    }
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    Quote Originally Posted by `Bobs Bees View Post
    Easier way..
    Code:
    Int main ()
    {
    int i;
    i = This is a gay poem ;
    
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    cout << i << endl ;
    // Keep copying and pasteing XD
    
    cin.get() ;
    Return 0;
    }
    Fail code is fail. Forgot to put using namespace std;
    Youd have to declare i a string. Learn to code
    Heres what your code would look like if it was correct
    [php]
    #include <iostream>
    #include <string>
    using namespace std;

    int main()
    {
    string i;
    i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
    //Copy and paste like a noob

    cout << i << '\n';
    return 0;
    } [/php]

    Or better Yet if it is the Non-retard way
    [php]
    #include <iostream>
    #include <string>
    using namespace std;

    int main()
    {
    string i;
    i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
    while(true)
    cout << i << '\n';
    return 0;
    }
    [/php]

    Last edited by Kallisti; 08-01-2010 at 08:25 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TailsTehFox View Post

    Fail code is fail. Forgot to put using namespace std;
    Youd have to declare i a string. Learn to code
    Heres what your code would look like if it was correct
    [php]
    #include <iostream>
    #include <string>
    using namespace std;

    int main()
    {
    string i;
    i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
    //Copy and paste like a noob

    cout << i << '\n';
    return 0;
    } [/php]

    Or better Yet if it is the Non-retard way
    [php]
    #include <iostream>
    #include <string>
    using namespace std;

    int main()
    {
    string i;
    i = "I really can't code at all!\n";
    while(true)
    cout << i << '\n';
    return 0;
    }
    [/php]


    Why would you need to call <string>
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    Dude it's a fucking poem not a cpp tutorial request LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by `Bobs Bees View Post
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    The chapter on Variable types is usually the first 2 or 3.


    Youd need to call string because String is a header file. It declares what a string is. Without it youd get compile errors
    Last edited by Kallisti; 08-01-2010 at 08:30 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TailsTehFox View Post



    The chapter on Variable types is usually the first 2 or 3.
    Gimme teh book link NAO.



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    Quote Originally Posted by `Bobs Bees View Post
    Gimme teh book link NAO.



    Useing antirtfm aka the guy on youtube (Seal pointed me to him >.>)
    I use a REAL book (hard copy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TailsTehFox View Post


    I use a REAL book (hard copy)
    Gimmeh teh link to purchase da book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by `Bobs Bees View Post
    Gimmeh teh link to purchase da book.
    go to bewk stoar

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    Quote Originally Posted by TailsTehFox View Post


    go to bewk stoar
    bewk stoar to far awayz
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    Quote Originally Posted by `Bobs Bees View Post
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    (2hour drive)
    Amazon.com: Sams Teach Yourself C++ in One Hour a Day (6th Edition) (9780672329418): Jesse Liberty, Siddhartha Rao, Bradley L. Jones: Books
    850 pages. Read up boi

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