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    With special co-writer ElementX

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    i made the pictures silly

    continue to spam and ill do somthing terribly wierd.... 2 ur mum

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    What consists as a spam?
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    "The Reaganator"

    Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse
    Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls
    The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin
    The prick of Christ, Hitler's ball

    The body of Reagan lies there enshrined
    Pulsating as steel and flesh are entwined
    Peering through the necro-scope, the Spypriest unseen
    The soul of Reagen is found through it's dreams
    Spirit-racked, tormented, undead, and unclean
    The will of Reagan drives your nation's latest war-machine

    Bristling with rocket pods
    Gatling guns and cannon
    The latest in technology to slay the foes of Mammon
    The Reaganator and the U.S.A.!
    We'll kill anything that gets in our way!
    We're greatest country, so you have to die, that's why!

    [unintelligable]

    So Ronnie went to Cuba, locked on to ole' Fidel
    Put a missle through his window, filled up the place he'd left in hell
    After that he thought he might just take on the whole world
    And leave a bloody pothole where the stars and bars could be unfurled

    But there was one flaw that was in the design
    It was so bad that he had to resign
    The Reaganator used fossil fuel, some people never learn
    And for this lack of vision your country will fucking burn
    You see the Reaganator lying flat on his ass?
    Quite simply he ran out of gas

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    Where u gettin all these lyrics?

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    "The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo"

    FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the
    universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for
    me to
    gain control of the feeble minds of your already revolting slaves, and turn
    them
    against you. well this now marks the dawn of a new era. for tonight you shall
    witness an end to GWAR.
    I got gas and oil flowing through my veins
    I got wire and plastic in my brain
    I'm Techno Destructo!
    Techno Destructo!
    I got steel in my skull, harder than rock
    and rubber and iron in my cock!
    GWAR must die!
    We were all put on this earth to suffer,
    We each have our own private pain.
    We must pass this pain onto our brother,
    The never ending cycle starts again.
    You can't kill me
    You won't break me
    Chain me, Beat me
    Cut me, Kick me
    Whip me, Strip me
    Burn me, EAT ME!
    You'll just make me...
    I came to this planet to get my men
    to conquer the world with them 'm Techno Destructo!
    Techno Destructo!
    I said "come with me, fly into the sun!"
    but they said "FUCK NO
    We're having to much fun!"
    GWAR must die!
    We were all put on this earth to suffer,
    We each have our own private pain.
    We must pass this pain onto our brother,
    A never ending cycle starts again.
    You can't kill me
    You won't break me
    Chain me, Beat me
    Cut me, Kick me
    Whip me, Strip me
    Burn me, EAT ME!
    You'll just make me stronger!

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    Gwar eh... Thats nice

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    "Jagermonsta"

    If you look at it you'll get drunk
    Frothing mass of filthy chunk
    Bloodshot eye and boiling spew
    To kick the ass of punks like you
    Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
    Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod
    Where it came from none can say
    Though they do so anyway
    Memories of braincells lost
    Promoting drunken holocaust
    Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta
    Drinking, stinking, falling down
    Acting like a fucking clown
    A drunk who got what he deserved
    At least his corpse is well-preserved
    The Jagermonster comes to slay
    By making you get drunk today
    Then drive your car until it skids
    Into a busload of retarded kids
    Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck
    Bleeding retards in the dirt
    The funny things that you're not hurt
    The coops don't come, you get away
    You'll live to drink another day...
    Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to
    Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay
    Oh, she's not a virgin?
    Still, we'll kill her anyway
    That means we can fuck her
    And fuck her we will
    Then we will go get drunk and find
    Someone else to kill
    Drunken vengence from the grave
    Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
    Beware the power of the Jagermonster!

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    hmm prolly one of the more i hate humanity and i dont give a $hit things i have ever heard

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    "Jiggle The Handle"

    [Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty]

    [Scroda:]

    GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
    Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
    Your turds have more power than mere human feces
    Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces

    [The Toilet:]

    Hey! Hey jackass!
    Yea You!
    You got to love me sooo good!
    Yea, yea you can depend on me
    Depending on, if my water's on...
    if my pipe's unglogged...
    Ahhhhh if you're water-logged...
    Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul
    Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh.

    [Scroda:]

    Coated in shit I give all you desire
    Mystical doorway swimming in mire
    We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge
    It's a door through the plane of fudge

    [Oderus:]

    So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground
    Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking around
    If you need shit, then I got shit
    On that you can depend I'll pump your stump,
    you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend

    [All:]

    The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods
    Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads

    [Beefcake:]

    I think we know what it's all about.
    Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.

    [Slymenstra:]

    I am a woman and I have my needs.
    You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed
    You need my egg, I need your seed
    But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!

    [Toilet:]

    Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree
    Just keep that fucking tampon away from me.

    [Slymenstra:]

    Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful...
    Filthy humans, you're all so full of it...
    That which you can't stand you can't understand
    Speak the mystic words and bring forth
    a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me.

    [Oderus:]

    Cross the river, leave the abyss
    Give the seat of the toilet a kiss

    [Beefcake:]

    Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
    Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.

    [Toilet:]

    Yea! Here it comes baby,
    I'm dropping my load
    I'm ain't just on it,
    I am the commode! Ahhh!

    [Scroda:]

    The power of the toilet must never be abused
    He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue.
    If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
    Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise!

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    thats called a singin spam

    do it in spammers corner

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    SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED....

    fucking spam...

    my sig is smaller then half the sigs on mpgh

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    Quote Originally Posted by i eat trees
    SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED...
    True Dat, IFT. True Dat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i eat trees
    SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED....

    yeah...you generally wake up the next morning missing ur pubic hair (which makes it really painfull to move because you've got so many friggin wiskers down there) or ur pregnant

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    About the pubic hair thing... Yeah. It really fuckin hurts. especially if they were singed off (like mine were).

    KIDS: DONT MIX ZIPPOS AND PUBIC HAIR.

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