Met a couple wags, i put
em in black bags and feed the corpses to fat Slags, then you've killed
2 birds 10 stone, worth of worthless nobody moans.
3 lines on my shirt and my desk,
Girls telling me I'm nothing but a pest.
I wanna know whats written about me so you spill the beans an I'll
flick em. Yes.
I'm like a book dipped in blood blud, well read.
Like a knife on a hovis loaf I'm interbred. I wanna quit drink smoking,
otherwise my lifes more messed up and shorter than dwarves on a plane getting head.
Switch the flow back, people telling me I'm gay, no brokeback.
just an injury hindering all of my movement, mate that's mersh, don't toke that.
shit now I'm sick of this,
same old shit same old bitterness,
like a futile search for the clitoris,
you're a a shrink go ahead try and fix this.
I'm a muddled up middle class hero but im a goodfella some call me de biro,
im lying, they say i look like chris griffin, snorting a key and a line.
btw i dont have windows office so i dont know if thats enuf