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    [2.0][Text] KidEpiDemiK VS. Bombsaway707

    This is the first round of the Text Portion of the Rap tournament!


    Rules;

    200 Characters Minimum

    800 Characters Maximum

    Three "Rounds / Turns" Per person - Unless You Give Up

    48 Hours to Respond Or "Check-In"

    Lyrics must be Original, Any Plagiarism will disqualify you.



    Judging Will Start after The "Three Rounds" have been completed, There will be a form to fill out.


    KidEpiDemiK Begins.

    Good Luck!

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    Met a couple wags, i put
    em in black bags and feed the corpses to fat Slags, then you've killed
    2 birds 10 stone, worth of worthless nobody moans.

    3 lines on my shirt and my desk,
    Girls telling me I'm nothing but a pest.
    I wanna know whats written about me so you spill the beans an I'll
    flick em. Yes.

    I'm like a book dipped in blood blud, well read.
    Like a knife on a hovis loaf I'm interbred. I wanna quit drink smoking,
    otherwise my lifes more messed up and shorter than dwarves on a plane getting head.


    Switch the flow back, people telling me I'm gay, no brokeback.
    just an injury hindering all of my movement, mate that's mersh, don't toke that.

    shit now I'm sick of this,
    same old shit same old bitterness,
    like a futile search for the clitoris,
    you're a a shrink go ahead try and fix this.


    I'm a muddled up middle class hero but im a goodfella some call me de biro,
    im lying, they say i look like chris griffin, snorting a key and a line.

    btw i dont have windows office so i dont know if thats enuf

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    Quote Originally Posted by KidEpiDemiK View Post
    Met a couple wags, i put
    em in black bags and feed the corpses to fat Slags, then you've killed
    2 birds 10 stone, worth of worthless nobody moans.

    3 lines on my shirt and my desk,
    Girls telling me I'm nothing but a pest.
    I wanna know whats written about me so you spill the beans an I'll
    flick em. Yes.

    I'm like a book dipped in blood blud, well read.
    Like a knife on a hovis loaf I'm interbred. I wanna quit drink smoking,
    otherwise my lifes more messed up and shorter than dwarves on a plane getting head.


    Switch the flow back, people telling me I'm gay, no brokeback.
    just an injury hindering all of my movement, mate that's mersh, don't toke that.

    shit now I'm sick of this,
    same old shit same old bitterness,
    like a futile search for the clitoris,
    you're a a shrink go ahead try and fix this.


    I'm a muddled up middle class hero but im a goodfella some call me de biro,
    im lying, they say i look like chris griffin, snorting a key and a line.

    btw i dont have windows office so i dont know if thats enuf
    Uh... Deep shit. But you went over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KidEpiDemiK View Post
    Met a couple wags, i put
    em in black bags and feed the corpses to fat Slags, then you've killed
    2 birds 10 stone, worth of worthless nobody moans.

    3 lines on my shirt and my desk,
    Girls telling me I'm nothing but a pest.
    I wanna know whats written about me so you spill the beans an I'll
    flick em. Yes.

    I'm like a book dipped in blood blud, well read.
    Like a knife on a hovis loaf I'm interbred. I wanna quit drink smoking,
    otherwise my lifes more messed up and shorter than dwarves on a plane getting head.


    Switch the flow back, people telling me I'm gay, no brokeback.
    just an injury hindering all of my movement, mate that's mersh, don't toke that.

    shit now I'm sick of this,
    same old shit same old bitterness,
    like a futile search for the clitoris,
    you're a a shrink go ahead try and fix this.


    I'm a muddled up middle class hero but im a goodfella some call me de biro,
    im lying, they say i look like chris griffin, snorting a key and a line.

    btw i dont have windows office so i dont know if thats enuf
    Homie this is a rap battle alright?
    As in battle, duel, a motherfuckin fight
    I dont wanna here you whine about your life
    This isn't a rap for pain grief or strife
    With my lyrical precision ill kill ya
    Your spine with chills i will fill ya
    Nows lets talk about that thing you call a "rap"
    I'll be the first to say it, you rap sucks ass
    Your metaphors just plain suck
    they look like they've been mutilated by a 18 wheel truck
    Your rhymes schemes are just plain whack
    Your write this rap while shooting up some crack?
    In this battle ill be the victor, my foot on your chest
    in this rappin game im most definitely blessed
    You can drop out now, i wouldn't be surprised
    Continuing against me would be very ill advised
    this rap shit is just a game, just an exercise of the mind
    Your head is my lyrical aim and my skills have been refined
    So thats what im dishin' out to you through and through
    Hope my words don't give your brain a large boo-boo
    Time for you to step up to the plate and show me what you got
    Come at me from all angles i aint got one single blind spot
    Last edited by Bombsaway707; 01-26-2011 at 05:57 AM.

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    Man You Call That Shit a rap
    You Prolly Juss a lil white boy who thinks hes black
    You think u the real deal Ill take yo Rap and give it the homeless as a free meal
    Ya see the difrence Is im real and your Whack
    Im at the plate i dont see u know where!
    Ya See im the lyricyst around here u just my Serveant
    Im Like Wifi and your a wireless router
    I have a sick mind with incredible powers
    And Yo rap sound like it came from a Fuckin Coward
    Im a real Fellow Real narrow Little Fellow with a high skill level
    Im Jumping like a bungee no rope
    yea Bi**H Im crazy like a shark in the water
    I ain't playing games no more, I am the pacman
    Im nver bossy because im still gettin that money ima bounce all around the world like a lil bunny
    Theres something wrong in ma brain im not the same as everyone else
    Well im out of here let that shit twindle in brain of the dumbfounded kid
    Whenever u want to get real with a rap Get at me or else
    u my as well drop out because im coming with that fire next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by KidEpiDemiK View Post
    Man You Call That Shit a rap
    You Prolly Juss a lil white boy who thinks hes black
    You think u the real deal Ill take yo Rap and give it the homeless as a free meal
    Ya see the difrence Is im real and your Whack
    Im at the plate i dont see u know where!
    Ya See im the lyricyst around here u just my Serveant
    Im Like Wifi and your a wireless router
    I have a sick mind with incredible powers
    And Yo rap sound like it came from a Fuckin Coward
    Im a real Fellow Real narrow Little Fellow with a high skill level
    Im Jumping like a bungee no rope
    yea Bi**H Im crazy like a shark in the water
    I ain't playing games no more, I am the pacman
    Im nver bossy because im still gettin that money ima bounce all around the world like a lil bunny
    Theres something wrong in ma brain im not the same as everyone else
    Well im out of here let that shit twindle in brain of the dumbfounded kid
    Whenever u want to get real with a rap Get at me or else
    u my as well drop out because im coming with that fire next time
    Your words don't even rhyme
    your rap's so bad it should be considered a crime
    to possess it on a piece of paper
    one look at it will kill you like a homicidal raper
    your similies and metaphors dont make sense,
    your rap aint worth a half pence
    please evelyn bring me some competition
    the kids just getting in the way of my mission
    to win this freakin rap tourney
    might as well set up this kids gurney
    cuz i guarantee to you hes gonna need it
    my warning, well...he did not heed it
    about trying to fight against the big boys
    crack your spine will i, screwin' up your poise
    Comin' after me with words, haha hit the deck
    im firin' words that will confuse you like alex trebek
    people say i got the nicest raps in the county
    when you try n' rap they say HA look at that downy
    Time for you to step up to the plate and show me what you got
    cuz from what i seen your stuff ain't too hot
    In this battle i'm most definitely the supreme lord
    In Black raps your name at the bottom of the score board
    Now that done is done, and the trash has been put out
    Time for you to attempt a rap from your brains lyrical drought
    Last edited by Bombsaway707; 01-27-2011 at 08:02 AM.

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    I feel bad for Kid...
    bombs got you beat man....

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    xD yea i quit becasue im not a rapper at all or anything i just did this for fun

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    Jared AKA Bombsaway 707 is the whitest kid I've seen on my msn.
    It goes to show a white boy can rap on these forums<3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swisha View Post
    Jared AKA Bombsaway 707 is the whitest kid I've seen on my msn.
    It goes to show a white boy can rap on these forums<3

    Quote Originally Posted by KidEpiDemiK View Post
    xD yea i quit becasue im not a rapper at all or anything i just did this for fun
    good effort
    Quote Originally Posted by Jester868 View Post

    I feel bad for Kid...
    bombs got you beat man....

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    Since one contestant quit, There is no need for votes.

    Bombsaway707 Wins.