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    Rap Battle - Insomniac vs xfum

    So your name is xfum, is your mother a bum?
    did your dad cradle you and ask you for some?
    I hear you like dick and suck till your sick,
    i can help you with that, give your sister a pat
    make her lay on her back
    spread her legs open and give her my big mac.

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    there's a section for this.



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    ill spread my legs for a big mac

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    big mac kid you're so wack
    you can suck my big pack
    Chu think you all dat,
    little kid smokin' puffin siggys'
    All you got is a 2 pack
    your momma was good' back in 03
    now shes all Oh Gee'
    Shes biga' then a elephant
    9 months Pregnant
    (ill come back with a beter one once i have a cone. i just woke up )

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfum View Post
    big mac kid you're so wack
    you can suck my big pack
    Chu think you all dat,
    little kid smokin' puffin siggys'
    All you got is a 2 pack
    your momma was good' back in 03
    now shes all Oh Gee'
    Shes biga' then a elephant
    9 months Pregnant
    (ill come back with a beter one once i have a cone. i just woke up )
    hop off my dick and rhyme sumthing sick
    your like a little kid, you think your the best
    but when it comes down to it your just another test.
    Go make me a sandwich its where you belong
    sit in the kitchen go bring me my bong.
    Ill smoke you out till u have no fuses
    then you'll just be burning with more excuses

    edit: will continue this later i gtg srry ):
    Last edited by Insomniac; 06-13-2011 at 05:18 PM.

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    oh gawd, theres a section for tis.


    but, do want.

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    Nigga get ya ass to a recording studio.

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    oh gawd, theres a section for tis.


    but, do want.

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    This isn't intended towards anyone, Just wanted to spit a verse.

    Man, I don't believe this shit. These wanna be niggas tryin' to be Gee's an shit. You stupid fuckers, Need to just quit. Cause jesus, You guys can't spit. I'm serious, Your just not fit, Your inexperienced. with this shit. I mean for real, Stick to the Combat Arms section, Where you belong. There you can spit a shitty punk ass song, But here, You better get shit goin, Your not a gangsta, Just cause you smoke. Not even, If you snort coke. Mother fucker, Is this a joke? I guarantee, I can make both of you choke.
    Last edited by Nitehawk772; 06-13-2011 at 08:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitehawk772 View Post

    This isn't intended towards anyone, Just wanted to spit a verse.

    Man, I don't believe this shit. These wanna be niggas tryin' to be Gee's an shit. You stupid fuckers, Need to just quit. Cause jesus, You guys can't spit. I'm serious, Your just not fit, Your inexperienced. with this shit. I mean for real, Stick to the Combat Arms section, Where you belong. There you can spit a shitty punk ass song, But here, You better get shit goin, Your not a gangsta, Just cause you smoke. Not even, If you snort coke. Mother fucker, Is this a joke? I guarantee, I can make both of you choke.
    your so ugly your like freddy cooger,
    your mom found u in a fucking sewer,
    you think u can rhyme,
    but truly your words sound so gay, it should be a crime.
    Try to rhyme against a mastermind, you'll shit bricks and then find,
    a big brick in your behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post


    your so ugly your like freddy cooger,
    your mom found u in a fucking sewer,
    you think u can rhyme,
    but truly your words sound so gay, it should be a crime.
    Try to rhyme against a mastermind, you'll shit bricks and then find,
    a big brick in your behind.
    I'd normally pop a verse back at ya, But I'm really pissed and sad right now... So I'll pop one at you tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitehawk772 View Post
    I'd normally pop a verse back at ya, But I'm really pissed and sad right now... So I'll pop one at you tomorrow.
    @Nitehawk772 if its my fault im sorry, im just trying to rhyme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post


    @Nitehawk772 if its my fault im sorry, im just trying to rhyme
    It's not, And no prob.