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    durp

    Trained tree surgoen, an expert a getting my seed planted.
    girls jump on my dick and now they all be walking, Slanted.
    i took the blue pill and now im jumping through portals
    gone to see a girl, with just a bottle of wine and a corkscrew,
    condoms and a bunch of flowers, just because im thoughtful
    she cheated out of choice, not because she was forced to
    she was hungry for dick, and compared to you I've got more food.

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    most of your lyrics don't rhyme
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    well technically the first 2 rhyme, and 3/5, 4/6 rhyme

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonsoina View Post
    most of your lyrics don't rhyme
    they do, not that they have to anyway...


    No i don't fuck with you, not because your blade is blood infused
    but 'cause you sound like a bitch, who still don't know what uggs she'll choose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilcrow View Post


    they do, not that they have to anyway...


    No i don't fuck with you, not because your blade is blood infused
    but 'cause you sound like a bitch, who still don't know what uggs she'll choose.
    It sounds bad when you have lines that don't rhyme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imeeow View Post
    It sounds bad when you have lines that don't rhyme.
    Not really. Most rappers/artists use phonical sounds instead of rhymes. Read it out loud and listen.

    Yall a bunch of nerds,
    Swallow you up like Im bein' fed by the birds,
    I've been waitin' for a rapper to peep his head,
    Let em' get up, then watch his girl slap him on the bed
    You drive around, I ride around
    You just a poser 'cause you can barely get around
    Your girl makes my eyes look blue,
    I'd rather bee eating glue,
    Than looking at her true blues
    But wait, theres more
    Your chick walks like a whore
    I guess you could say, shes fat like a dick
    She tried to kiss me, but ended up with a broken lip

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    Quote Originally Posted by porygonzx View Post
    Not really. Most rappers/artists use phonical sounds instead of rhymes. Read it out loud and listen.

    Yall a bunch of nerds,
    Swallow you up like Im bein' fed by the birds,
    I've been waitin' for a rapper to peep his head,
    Let em' get up, then watch his girl slap him on the bed
    You drive around, I ride around
    You just a poser 'cause you can barely get around
    Your girl makes my eyes look blue,
    I'd rather bee eating glue,
    Than looking at her true blues
    But wait, theres more
    Your chick walks like a whore
    I guess you could say, shes fat like a dick
    She tried to kiss me, but ended up with a broken lip
    Yea it sounds much better outloud. actually some pretty clever lyrics too.
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