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    Cool rap

    [MC Confusing]
    Other rappers are comprehensible, not me
    First on the mic, MC Confusing!
    I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
    It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap
    I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks
    And I snack on towel racks then take a sh!t on your track
    Yeah you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say
    But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay
    And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
    And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape

    [MC Insecure]
    Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
    I really don't think that I'm good enough
    To be rhymin' on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
    All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
    It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse
    And now I got nothin' left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
    (Ow! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle. You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)

    [MC Amnesia]
    Yo MC Amnesia up in this *****
    Woke up 5 days ago lyin' in a ditch
    Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember sh!t
    Apparently something happened that was tra-ma-tic
    I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
    Seriously, I'm freakin' out, I can't remember anything
    What's my mothafuckin' name?
    (Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

    [MC Public Urination]
    Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what
    I take a fckin' piss on the fckin' sidewalk
    Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my c0ck
    And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch
    You other MCs can't handle this sh!t
    You're just a little *****, 'fraid to pee in public
    You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
    Yo, fck that sh!t, I just whip out my d!ck

    [MC Fatigue]
    Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that's me
    Everytime I grab the mic I fckin' fall asleep

    [Chorus Guy]
    I'm the guy who sings the chorus
    (It breaks up the song)
    My part is kinda boring
    (I wish that I could go home)
    But they're payin' me to sing the chorus
    (And I really need the cash)
    'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
    (Just moved back in with my dad)

    [MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
    Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
    Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
    She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d!ck."
    I said, "Hell yeah *****, that's so ironic."

    [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
    Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
    My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
    You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
    Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
    Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
    Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
    But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
    You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
    Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that
    Wait, what was I sayin'? I think I got side-tracked

    [MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3]
    Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
    I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me
    Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci
    Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy

    [MC Lethal Weapon 4]
    MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me
    I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
    Although I agree that it is a ground-breakin' trilogy
    The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

    [MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently]
    Yo I'm MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently
    It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street
    Or when I'm hangin' out with some fly @ss hoes
    There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes

    [MC Final Verse]
    Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
    I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
    But mothafuckas, I don't really have the time
    So fck that and go back to the chorus guy

    [Chorus Guy]
    I'm still singin' the chorus
    (Thank god wer're almost done)
    I hate singin' the chorus
    (It's such a boring fckin' job)
    I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
    (That's what they're payin' me)
    And I'm gonna go get really drunk
    (Masterbate then go to sleep)

    Thank you

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    beat my post lol if i can be asked taking my time in to rapping i diss u so bad ur mom will say PWNED

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    loooooooool

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    nice man nice and to dra dont fucking dlb post you fucking nigga

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    TBH... I found that a lil disturbing. And it made no sense. I mean seriously... "I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black" ... wtf?

    "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
    - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    copy paste aahahahaha

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    Good post. I appreciate it.
    Many thanks to ur post. I love it.

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    Lol your rhymes are pretty good but wtf dude they dont make sense. Like why said I pissed on my nutsack and called it jackblack WTF?! That made me laugh though... I hope this isnt ripped it sounds like its is


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    lmao that guys from canada t dot to some it up

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    I like: I'm the guy who sings the chorus
    (It breaks up the song)
    My part is kinda boring
    (I wish that I could go home)
    But they're payin' me to sing the chorus
    (And I really need the cash)
    'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
    (Just moved back in with my dad)
    [MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
    Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
    Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
    She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d!ck."
    I said, "Hell yeah *****, that's so ironic."
    [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
    Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
    My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
    You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
    Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
    Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
    Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
    But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
    You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
    Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that

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    Quote Originally Posted by closwibe View Post
    I like: I'm the guy who sings the chorus
    (It breaks up the song)
    My part is kinda boring
    (I wish that I could go home)
    But they're payin' me to sing the chorus
    (And I really need the cash)
    'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
    (Just moved back in with my dad)
    [MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
    Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
    Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
    She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your d!ck."
    I said, "Hell yeah *****, that's so ironic."
    [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
    Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
    My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
    You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
    Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
    Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
    Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
    But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
    You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
    Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that

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    yo fck this .. you guys are whack.. man i should be playing combat arms with lots of guys tat are on crack... well u know how these fkers are... they like to use mpgh to hack all of the players.. but ocassionally all the players are getting beat like eatting a hamburger.. matter fact.. m p g h is the shiit.. fck all the hatter just go suck my dick.. and uhh.. please my rhyme are not a waste of time.. study them like u enjoy getting ur first new game... hahaha peace!!

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