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    Wierdest Song Eva!

    Butterfingers - Everytime Lyrics


    Everytime I clean my room, I make another mess
    Everytime I miss the bus, I'm late for a test
    Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest form
    I leave my window open every time there is a storm
    Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work
    Everytime I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
    Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the hand
    Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't understand
    Everytime I skate, I get another bruise
    Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes
    Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps
    Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps
    Everytime I freestyle, I just talk shit
    Everytime I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit
    Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket
    Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket
    Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
    Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest
    Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest
    Everytime I make a call, call waiting interrupts
    Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush
    Everytime it won't flush, it stains the ceramic
    If you ever see me happy it because I'm manic

    Doomed to fail
    *It's not easy being me
    Doomed to fail
    *It's not easy being me

    Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong
    Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong
    Everytime I score, I get shitty leaf
    I was living with the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif.
    Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, I'd end up with the roach
    Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach
    But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt
    I crack another rib and it really fuckin hurts
    Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity
    Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity
    Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food
    Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude
    Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes
    Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks
    Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips
    Everytime I eat all bran, I get the shits
    But everytime I shit, it takes about an hour
    And there's never any paper so I have to have a shower
    But everytime I shower the towel is already wet
    And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat
    Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive
    My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
    Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban it
    Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic
    Worship Satan,
    Worship Satan,
    Worship Satan,
    Worship Satan,
    Worship Satan,
    Worship Satan,
    Worship Satan,
    Worship Satan,

    Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious
    Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her period
    Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over
    But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm sober
    Every blind date turns out to be blind
    My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
    Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school dance
    Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any pants
    Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
    Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
    Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue
    Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung
    Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word "AT"
    Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat
    Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
    And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've come
    Everytime I crack onto a chick i pull my sack out
    Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out
    Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef
    And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef

    Doomed to fail
    I Get Beef
    Doomed to fail
    Chicken's not a vegetable
    Doomed to fail
    I Get Beef
    Doomed to fail
    Chicken's not a vegetable

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    Did you write this?
    If not...link me D:

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    LOL

    Not even I cud write this shit

    Just google the Title

    Butterfingers - Everytime Lyrics

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    I can out weird you.

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    Go ahead, Whose Stoping you?

    YAY, 100 more posts and im 1337

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    That's rather unusual poetry

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    Butterfingers are epic
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