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    Massive holes in the bible

    I'm not here for a debate. I just wanted to point out a couple of things.

    On the first day God separated light and darkness.
    But on the fourth day God created the sun and the stars, how could any light exist before the Sun and the stars.

    The Adam and Eve story, Adam lived to be 930 years old.

    Cane was married, but the only other people in existence at the time were his parents and brothers.

    The Ark had THOUSANDS of animals, how were all of them tended by just eight people?

    A boat the size of the Ark could never have held two of every animal, the ark would have bigger than the size of four baseball stadiums.

    How did a dove return with an olive leave, when no olive tree could possibly have survived an apocalyptic flood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gray View Post
    I'm not here for a debate. I just wanted to point out a couple of things.

    On the first day God separated light and darkness.
    But on the fourth day God created the sun and the stars, how could any light exist before the Sun and the stars.

    The Adam and Eve story, Adam lived to be 930 years old.

    Cane was married, but the only other people in existence at the time were his parents and brothers.

    The Ark had THOUSANDS of animals, how were all of them tended by just eight people?

    A boat the size of the Ark could never have held two of every animal, the ark would have bigger than the size of four baseball stadiums.

    How did a dove return with an olive leave, when no olive tree could possibly have survived an apocalyptic flood.

    Have a nice day.
    You dont need a sun to have light. You just need energy.

    Fortunately for most trees, the prospect for survival and continued growth is good. Even flood-sensitive trees will escape injury if flood waters recede in seven days or less.
    Not saying I believe in anything but I find these to be one of the the least big "holes in the bible".
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    It's fascinating and depressing at the same time that both the Bible and Quran have so many fairy tales/flaws in them but yet billions of people believe in God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Sam View Post
    You dont need a sun to have light. You just need energy.
    Can you split energy?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Sam View Post
    Fortunately for most trees, the prospect for survival and continued growth is good. Even flood-sensitive trees will escape injury if flood waters recede in seven days or less.
    The Ark stayed out for 40 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gray View Post
    Can you split energy?


    The Ark stayed out for 40 days.
    Yes. For example when you throw a ball to the ground, all.the energy is kinetic (movement)
    As soon as it hits the ground, it bounces back up which is kinetic but also a part of that energy has transformed into sound (what you hear when the ball hits the ground.) Now you have split energy into two different forms.

    I know of trees who can survive that. Isk about olive trees though. (Amazon trees survive entire seasons underwater)
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    The sun isn't the only form of light lol.

    Multiple people lived to be older than 150 years old in the bible, not just Adam.

    Cane prob married his Mom.

    Constant care could be the answer to only 8 people tending to those animals. They had nothing else to do, they're on a giant boat in the middle of a flood.

    A boat the size of 4 baseball stadiums isn't impossible to make.

    Depending on the severity of the flood in the area the olive tree branch was pulled from, it could have survived.

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    This is kind of a dumb thread. Although you said you weren't debating this still probably belongs in the debate section. @Boombox


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    A boat the size of 4 baseball stadiums isn't impossible to make.
    Yeah it sort of is, even in modern day,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    The sun isn't the only form of light lol.

    Multiple people lived to be older than 150 years old in the bible, not just Adam.

    Cane prob married his Mom.

    Constant care could be the answer to only 8 people tending to those animals. They had nothing else to do, they're on a giant boat in the middle of a flood.

    A boat the size of 4 baseball stadiums isn't impossible to make.

    Depending on the severity of the flood in the area the olive tree branch was pulled from, it could have survived.

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    This is kind of a dumb thread. Although you said you weren't debating this still probably belongs in the debate section. @Boombox
    Since this in the debate section I will assume that you are serious.

    Do you realize how big four stadiums are. Not courts, stadiums. How does one create a gigantic ship which is also waterproof in that time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    Multiple people lived to be older than 150 years old in the bible, not just Adam.
    I find that hard to believe to be real.

    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    Constant care could be the answer to only 8 people tending to those animals. They had nothing else to do, they're on a giant boat in the middle of a flood.
    Still sounds very very very improbable.
    What if the animals started getting sick, then those animals would need more care, they'd have to be packed like tuna in a can, so sickness will happen.

    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    A boat the size of 4 baseball stadiums isn't impossible to make.
    No, it's not. But back in the day, a boat of that size able to hold 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL seems very unlikely to have been possible.
    It's entirely possible, but it's near 'impossible' even in the modern day, all the resources, getting it to still float, and then having it keep above water with all that cargo, then all the food they'd likely must have had and then their own food and.. yeah.

    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    Depending on the severity of the flood in the area the olive tree branch was pulled from, it could have survived.
    It was supposed to wipe EVERYTHING out as far as I know. Apocalyptic world ending flood should talk for itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingpin View Post


    Since this in the debate section I will assume that you are serious.

    Do you realize how big four stadiums are. Not courts, stadiums. How does one create a gigantic ship which is also waterproof in that time.


    Bible is a funny book imo.
    Depends on what your meaning of boat is.
    A boat is understood to mean any vessel. 4 stadium wide raft would be SO CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE but not impossible.

    I made my response when this thread was in General and asked for it to be moved to debate because it's going to provoke people. I wasn't necessarily trying to join in, lol..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post


    Depends on what your meaning of boat is.
    A boat is understood to mean any vessel. 4 stadium wide raft would be SO CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE but not impossible.
    I think there's a fine line between boat and raft.




    ^ That is what it would take to even come close to housing 2 of every animal on the planet and anything close to that or like it would be impossible for the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flex1178 View Post
    I think there's a fine line between boat and raft.




    ^ That is what it would take to even come close to housing 2 of every animal on the planet and anything close to that or like it would be impossible for the time.
    gonna repeat myself here, yay for more post count.

    "I made my response when this thread was in General and asked for it to be moved to debate because it's going to provoke people. I wasn't necessarily trying to join in, lol.."


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