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    SMURFS 'nd Communism



    Hmm,I was zapping on the tv today,and heard the smurfs were communists...well,it seems so.
    Anyway,after googling "smurfs communism"(also google pics on that search) I found a conspiracy website about smurfs...srs?
    What is your opinion about communism and smurfs?
    Conspiracy guy explaining about it :P.
    The Smurfs Were Communists!
    By Dave Morgan

    Okay, I know it sounds crazy. I didn't believe it myself at first. Then I started thinking about it, and it starts getting scary.

    First of all, you must put aside all the media-programmed, propaganda-driven thoughts or irrational fears you might already have about communists. Forget all that big bad Russian stuff that the 80's taught us, that doesn't exist anymore. Think of communism as just a way of life, a social order, an economic standpoint, a lifestyle choice. Take all the visions of sickles and hammers and tanks out of your head for awhile, and then you will be able to see it clearly.

    First of all, the Smurfs shared everything. The food in the Smurf village was stored away in those mushrooms the minute it was harvested and then equally distributed to all the Smurfs throughout the year. No one "farmer Smurf" sold his crop to a "consumer Smurf," or saw his labor exploited by another. It was understood that the crop was for the entire Smurf population, not for the sale or profit of one Smurf alone.

    Then there were those jobs each Smurf held. There was Handy Smurf, and Painter Smurf, and Brainy Smurf, etc... Each Smurf had his own specific job and was not allowed to try his hand at any other Smurf's assigned task. There actually was an episode where each Smurf tried to do another one's job, and failed. The moral of the story was apparently "Stick to what you do Best" or to put it another way, stick to what the society has chosen for you, or maybe just "You'll get what you get and like it!" Handy Smurf was always building. Painter Smurf was always painting. Everyone accepted what they were and didn't ask questions.

    Some other evidence I've gathered may strain the limits of credibility. Decide for yourself: Papa Smurf wore a red cap. All the Smurfs were the same color and sang the same song everywhere they went - stressing their Smurfy unity. Didn't you catch yourself singing that song as a kid? I know you did. Everyone did. Everyone.

    The most compelling evidence that the Smurfs were communists comes from their relationship to the arch-villian Gargamel. If you remember, the only thing that Gargamel wanted the Smurfs for was for his own profit. In the first four or five seasons, Gargamel's master plan was to catch the Smurfs, boil them, and turn them into gold. For some reason, in the later years when the show was dying, they started saying that he wanted to eat the poor blue creatures, but for the most part he wanted to turn them into gold. He didn't care about the Smurfs themselves, their culture, or their well-being. All he cared about was getting gold. His only interest in how to get rich, and nothing, nothing would get in his way.

    Gargamel was a capitalist.

    The evil antagonist of the Smurfs was the ultimate capitalist, terrorizing the peaceful good little communist Smurf community. It all starts to fit together doesn't it?

    It makes you wonder why somebody didn't speak up about this before, especially during the 80's with Reagan in the Whitehouse

    I guess nobody thought it worth their time
    Damn,I want a namechangeh!


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    Its a childrens cartoon show, nobody cares.


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    HOW DARE EVERYONE GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER?! DAMN COMMUNISTS!
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    Meh... I reckon he's reading into it too much...
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    The average IQ just keeps on dropping...

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    aww ,Coeus,that's just plain mean.
    But yeah,I can agree with the point that we'd all rather discuss about misery and pain,hate,war,different religion co-existant failures,(eng fail of me,sorry (: )...
    Forgive me for trying to debate about smth else.
    And my IQ would be low? I can't see where you got that from mate...That's an insult.
    Damn,I want a namechangeh!


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    Quote Originally Posted by OpR View Post
    aww ,Coeus,that's just plain mean.
    But yeah,I can agree with the point that we'd all rather discuss about misery and pain,hate,war,different religion co-existant failures,(eng fail of me,sorry (: )...
    Forgive me for trying to debate about smth else.
    And my IQ would be low? I can't see where you got that from mate...That's an insult.
    I said average so it's obvious I meant a larger population of subjects. And I was referring to the author. If you want to debate communists open a thread about Sartre or something /

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    Thanks alot for the reply Coeus,I really appriciate your answer.
    Sorry for me getting angry,butI've had a real bad day today.
    Damn,I want a namechangeh!


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    they are comunists

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    smurfs are commies.'nuff said.
    and Thundercats,they are definatelly capitalists.
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    funny cause its true

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    This thread is getting dumber with every post. I just hope that's 100% sarcasm /

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coeus View Post
    This thread is getting dumber with every post. I just hope that's 100% sarcasm /

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