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    Grab 5 things from my house to take them to an island.
    a) Electricity Generator
    b) LED TV Screen
    c) Xbox 360
    d) Skyrim CD for Xbox
    e) Macbook Pro

    I might not even notice that I am alone for about 20-30 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by natiko View Post
    Grab 5 things from my house to take them to an island.
    a) Electricity Generator
    b) LED TV Screen
    c) Xbox 360
    d) Skyrim CD for Xbox
    e) Macbook Pro

    I might not even notice that I am alone for about 20-30 years.
    Fuck food, I'll just eat some grilled leeks.


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    I'd stay right at home with my basement full of army rations and guns:
    -357 Mag
    -44 Mag
    -Glock 9 Ex.Clip
    -Micro SMG (Black Market Obtained)
    -(3) AR15 Assualt Rifles (Assorted Attachments)
    -PPX SA-45
    -Deer Rifle
    -Silenced UMP-22
    and my Silenced Dezi 9mm
    with assorted ammunition ranging in the tens of thousands.

    (Assuming I had any of these things, which I don't)

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    U.S. military weapons warehouse with 3 others mainly use a shotgun but keep a briefcase nuke on-hand just in case
    If you know why i'm here then you know who I am
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    If you know my true identity then LAY THE F*K OFF YOU CREEPY STALKER!

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    Lead the zombies to complete domination >:]

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    Find weapons as soon as possible and run form house to house, never stay at one house for a long time. Prob go looking for family and friends.

    Then fight the zombies.

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    1-I will rob a gun shop
    2-I will rob a supermarket
    3-I will hide in a bunker
    4-I will watch a 2 hours good porn movie (Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Bree Olsen, Aletta ocean..etc)
    5-I will try to masturbate as much as i can
    6-I will hunt some zombies and shit on them
    7-I will commit a suicide

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    Quote Originally Posted by VCXI View Post
    1-I will rob a gun shop
    2-I will rob a supermarket
    3-I will hide in a bunker
    4-I will watch a 2 hours good porn movie (Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Bree Olsen, Aletta ocean..etc)
    5-I will try to masturbate as much as i can
    6-I will hunt some zombies and shit on them
    7-I will commit a suicide
    1-Everyone else will have the same idea and you will be shot.
    2-Everyone else will have the same idea and you will be shot or stabbed or even possibly beaten to death for your goods.
    3-You will run out of supplies even if you stockpile for the next twenty years. Who knows who will be outside your door, bandits or zombies?
    4-Already done that.
    5-Why not just work out?
    6-With what weaponry? You'll already be dead from attempting #1.
    7-Now you're thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    1-Everyone else will have the same idea and you will be shot.
    2-Everyone else will have the same idea and you will be shot or stabbed or even possibly beaten to death for your goods.
    3-You will run out of supplies even if you stockpile for the next twenty years. Who knows who will be outside your door, bandits or zombies?
    4-Already done that.
    5-Why not just work out?
    6-With what weaponry? You'll already be dead from attempting #1.
    7-Now you're thinking.
    Great answers

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    Even though the idea of the zombies taking over the world is invalid, i would find a place to hide.
    Find an Xbox, and a gaming store.
    I would also find a super market.
    Also, i'm a solo kind of person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    1-Everyone else will have the same idea and you will be shot.
    2-Everyone else will have the same idea and you will be shot or stabbed or even possibly beaten to death for your goods.
    3-You will run out of supplies even if you stockpile for the next twenty years. Who knows who will be outside your door, bandits or zombies?
    4-Already done that.
    5-Why not just work out?
    6-With what weaponry? You'll already be dead from attempting #1.
    7-Now you're thinking.
    If everyone else is dead why not kill yourself, there's no fun dealing with an a apocalypse unless there is some sort of civilization that can bear with it, even then it wouldn't be fun you would have to do almost everything yourself. It's not as fun as every one thinks. It might be fun if you have a fetish for shooting humans, but once you run out of ammo it won't be fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander X View Post
    If everyone else is dead why not kill yourself, there's no fun dealing with an a apocalypse unless there is some sort of civilization that can bear with it, even then it wouldn't be fun you would have to do almost everything yourself. It's not as fun as every one thinks. It might be fun if you have a fetish for shooting humans, but once you run out of ammo it won't be fun.
    Meh, I was making fun of his answers, none would work. The only two methods that would work is:
    1-Already have a large stockpile of food in a location in the very remote wilderness, preferrably a Rural area with rolling his to slow the zombies down and tire the out, making it so they either A) will not reach your destination or B) will be too worn down to do anything to you. Rural areas also mean close knit community, so you can be sure that incest loving redneck who fucked his mom (who is also his sister) will watch your back while packing a nice fat lip of chew.

    2-You have a location in the desert with half of the bunker underground, half above, and about an acre of solar panels protected by high intensity electrified fencing. The zombies bodies would deteriorate before even making it halfway to you, the electrified fencing is for bandits and thieves. You want a minimum of an acre of solar panels, as well as over 50,000 backup batteries, just in case you need to go a few days without sun for ANY god forsaken reason. You would have air conditioning, refrigeration, basically anything you want that runs on electricity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Meh, I was making fun of his answers, none would work. The only two methods that would work is:
    1-Already have a large stockpile of food in a location in the very remote wilderness, preferrably a Rural area with rolling his to slow the zombies down and tire the out, making it so they either A) will not reach your destination or B) will be too worn down to do anything to you. Rural areas also mean close knit community, so you can be sure that incest loving redneck who fucked his mom (who is also his sister) will watch your back while packing a nice fat lip of chew.

    2-You have a location in the desert with half of the bunker underground, half above, and about an acre of solar panels protected by high intensity electrified fencing. The zombies bodies would deteriorate before even making it halfway to you, the electrified fencing is for bandits and thieves. You want a minimum of an acre of solar panels, as well as over 50,000 backup batteries, just in case you need to go a few days without sun for ANY god forsaken reason. You would have air conditioning, refrigeration, basically anything you want that runs on electricity.
    I have neither.
    My options:
    1. Die from bandits.
    2. Die from zombies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander X View Post
    I have neither.
    My options:
    1. Die from bandits.
    2. Die from zombies.
    You can still try to get to these places when it starts you don't need to be holed up somewhere the whole time.

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    What country would you go to? - Some desolate African country. Even if there are some zombies, they will all be malnourished anyways.
    How many people would you group with? - 5-6 people I can rely on, no more.
    Where would you camp/Hide? - Some place that is easily defendable but I can also scavenge resources. Maybe a oil rig so I can be safe and fish and I can make ground incursions in order to get other resources like more food, water, porn etc.
    What type of gun would you use? - Whatever I can get ma grubby hands on.
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