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    The official Islam rap

    Yo, calling MC Allah and DJ Muhammad
    If you don't believe us you'll be stoned and dead

    The Quran aint a lie and you better believe
    cuz us Muslims always got a trick up our sleeve
    We are peaceful with Sharia law
    It's okay to beat your wife, go ahead brah!

    Cuz MC Allah is my Nigga we always be true
    so you better believe in Islam too
    Fuck all other religions and especially you jew!

    Our history goes back to the year 600 around
    too bad back then we didn't have IEDs in the ground

    cuz we be pwning you every day
    and I'll be damned if you must say
    that islam is stupid and a lie
    because mark Allah's words, you gonna die


    Yo, Calling all MCs to the mosque right now
    you better get on the ground
    Pray 5 times a day
    we'll burn you if you're gay

    Now my rhymes are hot
    and my rhymes are sweet
    All the muslims be dancing
    to my Islamic beat

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    Quote Originally Posted by programboy3 View Post
    Yo, calling MC Allah and DJ Muhammad
    If you don't believe us you'll be stoned and dead

    The Quran aint a lie and you better believe
    cuz us Muslims always got a trick up our sleeve
    We are peaceful with Sharia law
    It's okay to beat your wife, go ahead brah!

    Cuz MC Allah is my Nigga we always be true
    so you better believe in Islam too
    Fuck all other religions and especially you jew!

    Our history goes back to the year 600 around
    too bad back then we didn't have IEDs in the ground

    cuz we be pwning you every day
    and I'll be damned if you must say
    that islam is stupid and a lie
    because mark Allah's words, you gonna die


    Yo, Calling all MCs to the mosque right now
    you better get on the ground
    Pray 5 times a day
    we'll burn you if you're gay

    Now my rhymes are hot
    and my rhymes are sweet
    All the muslims be dancing
    to my Islamic beat

    Yo, calling MC NR and DJ Obamajerusalemistheeternalcapital
    If you don't believe us you'll be stoned and dead

    The Bible isnt a lie and you better believe
    cuz us Christians always got a trick up our sleeve
    We are peaceful with oilfromiraq
    It's okay to beat your ass, go ahead brah!

    Cuz MC NR is my Nigga we always be true
    so you better believe in Obama too
    Fuck all other religions and especially you jew!

    Our history goes back to the year 0 around
    too bad back then we didn't have IEDs in the ground

    cuz we be pwning you every day
    and I'll be damned if you must say
    that Christianity is stupid and a lie
    because mark Obama words, you gonna die


    Yo, Calling all MCs to the nuclear right now
    you better get on the ground
    Say to NR Please 5 times a day
    we'll burn you if you're gay

    Now my rhymes are hot
    and my rhymes are sweet
    All the Christians be dancing
    to my Christian beat
    If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by programboy3 View Post
    Yo, calling MC Allah and DJ Muhammad
    If you don't believe us you'll be stoned and dead

    The Quran aint a lie and you better believe
    cuz us Muslims always got a trick up our sleeve
    We are peaceful with Sharia law
    It's okay to beat your wife, go ahead brah!

    Cuz MC Allah is my Nigga we always be true
    so you better believe in Islam too
    Fuck all other religions and especially you jew!

    Our history goes back to the year 600 around
    too bad back then we didn't have IEDs in the ground

    cuz we be pwning you every day
    and I'll be damned if you must say
    that islam is stupid and a lie
    because mark Allah's words, you gonna die


    Yo, Calling all MCs to the mosque right now
    you better get on the ground
    Pray 5 times a day
    we'll burn you if you're gay

    Now my rhymes are hot
    and my rhymes are sweet
    All the muslims be dancing
    to my Islamic beat
    so true.
    Yeah our muslim extremist is spreading lies once again

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    Quote Originally Posted by AeriaAVA View Post



    ...


    Your additions didn't even rhyme.

    And I'm not christian, so go insult Christianity all you want because I don't care.

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    ​I lol'd at this so hard.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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