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    What happens after death?

    Like what happens after you die?
    Do you live happily ever after with Zeus/Jesus/Allah OR do you just reincarnate into a fucking lizard?

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    ​None of the above.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    John 11:25

    Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live,

    John 5:24

    Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life. He does not come into judgment, but has passed from death to life.

    John 3:16

    “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

    Luke 23:43

    And he said to him, “Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in Paradise.”

    Matthew 10:28

    And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

    John 16:22

    So also you have sorrow now, but I will see you again, and your hearts will rejoice, and no one will take your joy from you.

    Corinthians 15:51-57

    Behold! I tell you a mystery. We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised imperishable, and we shall be changed. For this perishable body must put on the imperishable, and this mortal body must put on immortality. When the perishable puts on the imperishable, and the mortal puts on immortality, then shall come to pass the saying that is written: “Death is swallowed up in victory.” “O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?” ...




    You have two options and these are the only one.

    1: Repent of your sins and live your life among the love of our Savior Jesus Christ and gain eternal life.
    2: Do whatever you want , do drugs , drink alcohol , be a sinner and rot in hell for the eternity.

    Please be aware that once you gain eternal life it will be for the eternity hence "eternal". Same thing goes for the death...
    Shall you NOT fall in the regret of eternal death as there will be no second chance. (My words.)

    For your info: Right now I'm well aware that if death surprise me I will rot in hell since I play violent video games , use fool language etc.
    I'm seeking for the help of our only Lord to gain life after death.
    Amen.
    Last edited by FreeMarketGuy; 06-18-2013 at 09:39 PM.

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    You will reincarnate into a rock if you were a bad person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeMarketGuy View Post
    I will rot in hell since I play violent video games , use fool language
    Commandment #11: Thou shall not play violent video games.
    Cool story.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Commandment #11: Thou shall not play violent video games.
    Cool story.
    Violent things are part of the devil.
    You can''t be on the good/wrong side at the same time.. You choose one side.

    Shall our lord give you enough intelligence to acknowledge his teachings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeMarketGuy View Post
    Violent things are part of the devil.
    You can''t be on the good/wrong side at the same time.. You choose one side.

    Shall our lord give you enough intelligence to acknowledge his teachings.
    ​I fully acknowledge the teachings of Jesus, of which most of the bible contradicts.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​I fully acknowledge the teachings of Jesus, of which most of the bible contradicts.
    For I testify unto everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book, if anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; And if anyone takes away from the words of this book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, and from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

    Please , explain yourself.

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    I believe that upond death we'll be transfered to other relaim, in which we're something else. Like a plant or a fucking bacteria.
    Mam do Ciebie prośbę.
    Nie pisz na anglojęzycznym forum w naszym ojczystym języku.
    To nie w porządku.

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    When you die, you will meet Morgan Freeman.
    And turn into fucking Zach Galifianakis.

    HALALALALLA LOP

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    A human "life" : life is what you live in now , in the past and for ever , If there was not point of creating our lives then we shall die from now and so on..
    Every human in this earth and those who don't have a point of living , they're not a human or they shall die , same with god creating us , he created us for testing us and see who will worship him and do everything right , but that doesn't mean you must be 100% clear , It is explained in a hadith (Muhammed's sayings) which say "not exactly but what I remember" : All of Adam's sons can make a mistakes , but best of those who make mistake , those who repent.

    So , god created us to worship him and to be tested in this world and after death he judge on everyone and what he did on this world ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snagglepuss View Post
    A human "life" : life is what you live in now , in the past and for ever , If there was not point of creating our lives then we shall die from now and so on..
    Every human in this earth and those who don't have a point of living , they're not a human or they shall die , same with god creating us , he created us for testing us and see who will worship him and do everything right , but that doesn't mean you must be 100% clear , It is explained in a hadith (Muhammed's sayings) which say "not exactly but what I remember" : All of Adam's sons can make a mistakes , but best of those who make mistake , those who repent.

    So , god created us to worship him and to be tested in this world and after death he judge on everyone and what he did on this world ...
    so True !!
    i agruee ....

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