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    What is the Bible?

    Scriptures start getting written 3000 years before "Jesus Christ". So some guy who was born from a whore with no father decides he wants to be God and starts a cult and has followers and disciples, he drinks a lot of alcohol. "turning water to wine". The actual CHURCH decides this guy belongs on a stake and he gets penalized to death on a stake after being humiliated with a crown of thorns and impaled on a stake over the city of Jerusalem. Then they say he comes back to life, which is impossible since he was a HUMAN BEING. They also choose to believe "he died for our sins" and not because he wasn't really the son of god. I would rather believe in Sumerian religion then that load of shit. I know one thing for sure, a lot of people have became rich from this Christianity shit though.

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    Pig-shit smeared on dirty paper, and then bound in leather.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Tho I must say, religion seems to be a good way of earning moolahs
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Meanwhile, looking at the scientists who changed the world's religion..

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    it's a book .

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    Obviously a lot of the Pagans of that day that converted to Christianity didn't read the Old Testament.
    When Isaiah prophesied that a savior would come he claimed the name of this prophet would be Emanuelle.
    Well, Jesus Christs Hebrew name was Yeshua. So Isaiah gets all of these other prophecies correct, some even including intricate detail.
    Yet he gets the "savior of the world's" name wrong?

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    the bible is a bullshit book someone made to get money of people
    fullstop.

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