I can't get into religion.
Religion takes faith, and faith isn't something I have.
I'm a Deist, but still.
Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one, just don't shove it down my throat.
Gravity created itself took a shit, and exploded (big bang), but I still believe God was the one who was all "SUP BITCHES IMMA MAKE GRAVITY FUCKAZ" and made gravity do all the work.