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    How religions started

    Every religion is founded like this:

    Caveman 1: 'wow! Urg just got hit by a giant bolt of lightning!'

    Caveman 2: 'oh look! if I roast my raw mammoth in Urg's burning remains it tastes better!'

    Caveman 1: 'there is a big caveman up in the sky helping us!'

    Caveman 1*+ Caveman 2: 'all praise to {insert deity}! we love you, {insert deity}!'

    Caveman 2: 'you know, what is the point of living?'

    Caveman 1: 'so you can {insert 40 virgins/reincarnation/heaven/various other afterlifes here}'

    Caveman 2: 'i have a purpose! yay!'

    (caveman 3 overheard)

    Caveman 3: wow let me go tell everyone!

    10 years later.. Teaching their sons about the giant caveman in the sky.. Now the disease of religion has spread even more..

    Caveman's Son: 'let me go tell all my friends!'

    A couple thousand years later, the disease has spread EVERYWHERE.. people are beginning to question it.. They are burned at the stake

    Still, later, more begin to question, and with the advent of the internet, they voice their opinions on mpgh.net

    And that is where we are today.

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    Sorry I didn't help to answer, but here you what other people of good will give you a satisfactory reply. I can learn a lot from here related knowledge. Hope can often see your article, prison will pay attention to you as before the dynamic.









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    Well i got two things.

    1. Cool story bro. I wish I could make up scenarios like "caveman doubts god, thousands of year later, athiest post on mpgh "

    2. So the caveman believed he didn't have purpose. He was given purpose. Isn't that good?


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    Learn religious history, stop hating.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post

    2. So the caveman believed he didn't have purpose. He was given purpose. Isn't that good?
    @Empire
    Purpose: Survival of the species?
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    @Empire
    Purpose: Survival of the species?
    I don't know?! I only thought that since the caveman assumed he had no purpose that the caveman was therefore given purpose.

    He would go "oh i have a NEW purpose!" instead of "oh i have a purpose.


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    so now u know how religion's began.
    instead u lost your purpose.

    "“Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.” .”
    I was Martin Johnson

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    Not really but you have the idea.

    Christianity was created to put lower classes into submission during medieval times.

    The others I haven't looked up.

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    According to the Bible, caveman=Palestinian

    Purpose=FIGHT JEW


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    Complete bull shit. It would have been:
    Caveman 1: Urg ma turggg
    Caveman 2: Nurg ma furggg
    etc

    Seriously though, do you know anything in the slightest when it comes to any religion at all?


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    yeah, that's exactly how religion was started.......


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    Are you fucked in the head?

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    Religion started in Prehistory as an explanation for rain (there was no way they could know about the water cycle). They thought that a god(s) controlled the rain, and wanted to appease them.

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    Leech just wants to troll.
    Music historian here to please and displease,learning to teach all you peeps,so stop by the music part of the forum,and ask the question to your needs.

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    I agree all the way

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