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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    You should write your own... like Hitler
    Here's my holy bible

    1. You must pray to Rance-sama at least 100 times a day.
    2. All reasonably attractive women are to be given to Rance-sama.
    3. Thou aren't allowed to kill any attractive women. If done so you shall be viciously murdered by Rance-sama.

    dun son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Here's my holy bible

    1. You must pray to Rance-sama at least 100 times a day.
    2. All reasonably attractive women are to be given to Rance-sama.
    3. Thou aren't allowed to kill any attractive women. If done so you shall be viciously murdered by Rance-sama.

    dun son
    Then after you die, people interpret any murder as "ordained by rance sama" and the world is thrown into chaos lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Here's my holy bible
    1. You must pray to Rance-sama at least 100 times a day.
    2. All reasonably attractive women are to be given to Rance-sama.
    3. Thou aren't allowed to kill any attractive women. If done so you shall be viciously murdered by Rance-sama.
    dun son
    What about the racist part?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    What about the racist part?
    Ah, too much work. Being a higher entity and making a long bible just seems like a drag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Ah, too much work. Being a higher entity and making a long bible just seems like a drag.
    But how will you lead your people once you pass away?
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    But how will you lead your people once you pass away?
    Pass away? Rance-sama will never die. I'll guide my people solely with my pimp hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Pass away? Rance-sama will never die. I'll guide my people solely with my pimp hand.
    You'll only never die by having your ideas survive and passed on, which is why you need the rest
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    You'll only never die by having your ideas survive and passed on, which is why you need the rest
    Ok, here's my ten commandments.

    1. Don't be a bitch
    2. Don't be a bitch
    3. Don't be a bitch
    4. Don't be a bitch
    5. Don't be a bitch
    6. Don't be a bitch
    7. Don't be a bitch
    8. Don't be a bitch
    9. Don't be a bitch
    10. Don't be a bitch otherwise you're getting pimp slapped for eternity by Satan

    And thus world peace is finally achieved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Ok, here's my ten commandments.
    1. Don't be a bitch
    2. Don't be a bitch
    3. Don't be a bitch
    4. Don't be a bitch
    5. Don't be a bitch
    6. Don't be a bitch
    7. Don't be a bitch
    8. Don't be a bitch
    9. Don't be a bitch
    10. Don't be a bitch otherwise you're getting pimp slapped for eternity by Satan
    And thus world peace is finally achieved.
    What about the non-peace part of genocide?
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    What about the non-peace part of genocide?
    Semantics, shemanitcs. Don't worry about it, it'll all work out somehow in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Semantics, shemanitcs. Don't worry about it, it'll all work out somehow in the end.
    ^The approach Abrahamic religions took ironically.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Semantics, shemanitcs. Don't worry about it, it'll all work out somehow in the end.
    Lol when it doesnt
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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