Naruto : The Revenge of The Jub's Extra Belly Fat : Unofficial, and Uncensored!!!
Naruto : The Revenge of The Jub's Extra Belly Fat : Unofficial, and Uncensored!!!
by JUBBALUBBADUBBA
A/N: I got this idea from another story I was writing, so I thought Id use it here as well.
In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.
But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.
They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.
Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.
"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.
"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."
"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do."
"Don't worry Dave, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"
"Thanks, JUBBALUBBADUBBA. I will always be in the dark for you too"
With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of passion and romance.
Our story starts in Nyc Subway, a normal town where nothing much happens....
For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Dave wondered why. Dave turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).
Then the explanation - JUBBALUBBADUBBA was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way.
Daves soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.
In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew.
JUBBALUBBADUBBA turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Dave was no longer transfixiated by JUBBALUBBADUBBA.
Fortunately no one else had noticed.
On a cold september, after his great adventures, Dave was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Dave's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Dave
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Dave.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Dave an alarmclock.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Dave's eyes!
Dave was confused but thought that he had to do something. But rather than going to his parents or guardian, Dave decided to show it to Lance.
"Oh no," said Lance, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Dave, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Dave, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Dave, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Lance and before Dave could do anything, Lance had escaped his grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Dave was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt. So Dave wanted to find Liz. After their adventure, Dave and Liz had been spending a lot of time together. Dave kind of started to like her.
So Dave went to Liz and told the whole story. She listened to Dave without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Dave said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Liz sighed and said: "You have always been special, Dave and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Liz looked at the pillow that Dave had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Jub's Extra Belly Fat, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Liz said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Lance doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Liz's logic was flawless. So Dave had to try it!
So Dave concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a curtains on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.
And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Smoke! In hell...
Dave was confused. He didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
Then Dave looked deeply into Liz's eyes, those dumb uranus.
"I'm afraid.... I'm afriad I can't actually do this......." Dave said.
"Y not?"
"Because.... because... because... something terrible has happened... in the past.... last weak."
"OMG whut then?!"
Dave walked away from them. And with Dave's back turned, he spoke with a sob:
"I... was.... rapped."
Liz's wanted to take Dave into her but Dave didn't want to.
"I DON"T WNT YOUR SYMPATHY" Dave cried. "YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME THEN SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME NOW"
"BUT I DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE RAPPED "
"BUT I WAS SO SAD THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER NOTICED!!!!"
And now Liz's thought about it, it was true. Dave had been very very very sad all this time.
"who rapped you?!"
"Lance did," Dave sbbed. Lance took me to his chamber. And then.... then.... then....
Dave cried out in sobbing. It was very sad.
"R u sure you didn't say anything that would lead Lance to rap you?"
"Nu-huu!" Dave said and couldn't belief that Liz's woukd say suhc a thing!
"Many people who get rapped," stated Liz's, they did something to provoke the rapper (a/n it happens! My dean told me that!)
"BUT I DID NOT," SAID Dave. "all I did was smile at him."
"Wull, mabee it wasn't rap then?" said Liz's wisely. "Mabee u wanted it".
And now that Liz's said that, yeah, Dave was wondering if he actually did want to be rapped by Lance. Dave thought back at that faithful night.
Dave thought back at how hard he yelled Lance to spot. How much Dave was in angst and pain. But maybe... myabe Dave mizzunderstud Lance
Maybe... maybe it was even....love?
Dave said, "You give me much to think about. Maybe I should go and talk to him.
Liz's nodded. Yes, that wuld be wise! But first, we must defeat Smoke otherwise you will never be able to proclaim your love for him!
Some time later in their secret hide-away ;
"I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together"
"Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events"
"Do you think anyone spotted us?"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
Lance emerged from the shadows of the darkness.
"I know everything" he said.
Dave and JUBBALUBBADUBBA gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!
"I dont love JUBBALUBBADUBBA like you do" said Lance "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if JUBBALUBBADUBBA spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone."
Dave breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain.
"Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said JUBBALUBBADUBBA relieved.
Lance was happy, and Dave and JUBBALUBBADUBBA thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but Lance and themselves ever knowing.
After climbing the mountain they finally arrived at the Smoke's lair. It was the most epic tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of Smoke's fearsome dragon.
No longer owuld it singe villagers and eat their pets. It would finally pay for its crimes !
"Greatings mortals!" the dragon growled. It wooshed around and when it saw our heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were quicker than that, and with the spell stored inside the Jub's Extra Belly Fat, Dave used his Banhammer 8] and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The scared dragon fled and the heroes could get in.
Then at the end of a long stairway, Dave saw Smoke furnishing an incantation!
Once more Dave unleashed the Banhammer 8] but it had no use!
"Hahahaha! siad Smoke. "Yur powers do nothing against my super-evil. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says Smoke with lingering evil in her voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, Smoke pointed a single finger at Dave and a purple blinding streak of lighte went from her fingertip, onto the Dave.
"Arrggh!" Dave muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
Dave"! said Liz, "Noooo!"
And Arun ran towards Smoke and smacked her in the face. The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, Dave's dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!
But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dad and flew back home. The end!
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