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ok so today is mothers day....
I walked to the store and bought my mommy some flowers
when i got home i set them down to go take a massive dump
when i finished wiping my ass i walked out to discover that my cat had pushed the flowers and the vase over, and was now taking a bath in the flowers and glass shards
this made me even more mad when later he missed the cat box:mad:
fucking owned .
shut up spic
shut up you fucking redneck
Hes a brit.Quote:
Originally Posted by iTZ BOOGEY
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Looks like this.
Lol, what did you Mum say?Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisisafoo
Ahhahaha sucks for you. Very much so. I didn't have to do shit. Just said "mommy you're the best" I'm spoiled to know teehee.
go buy more flowers?
and better yet, get a better gift? the shitty 5$ flowers
kill urself i hope
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Originally Posted by Gourav2122
man flowers are fucking expensive lol, i bought like maybe 10 roses(pink and a vase
$50 fuckin dollars. boogey i Lol'ed at your comment(noob!)
fuk da cat...... strangle dat bastard to death
That's sad.
Freaaaaaaak!!
DUMBAAAAAAAAAASSSzzz!Quote:
Originally Posted by xXR3ap3RXx