Originally Posted by
michalejohan
The first and foremost issue with Indians is that they are brown. As it has been established, brownness leads to smelliness, and the Indians are very good in this realm. Still, there are some lesser-known but very effective reasons to hate on the Indians. Did you know that Indians, like salmon, must return to their birthplace in order to breed? Yes, you heard it here first - 7-11s and gas stations are the breeding grounds for the next generation of Indians. Did you also know that Indians have dots on their heads? This leads one to an incredibly clever epithet that is still fifteen billion million uses away from being tired. Did you know that Indians do not worship the benevolent Christian God, but instead choose to worship deities that sometimes have as many as five hundred arms? That just ain't right, you know it, and I know it. Most importantly: Indians eat (and don't eat!) very strange foods. They have "curry" which is a mixture of gasoline, ether, and feces. They also refuse to eat cows because for some reason they consider these beasts to be sacred - so much so that Indians will often give their homes and all their possessions to cows. (note: Indians and Pakis, though differentiated by to some degree by their propensity to commit acts of terrorism, are essentially the same thing.