Ooh, you think the darkness is your ally
Your God has aged further. Welcome to a new age.
Actually, prove to me I didn't create the universe 3 seconds ago. The universe in which includes every electrical impulse, aka your memories. Your current state and memories were all created by me, however you are figments of my imagination and you posting here is just me talking to myself.
ban me you puny mortal peasants
edit: sorry I didn't make it explicit enough. should of had size4 text sparking pink and white with graphics saying it was my birthday 7/11. BIRTHDAY BAN /pls