My Life as a Manipulator

**Batman** · 09-03-2015

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Remember that time you were a triple-agent between me and @Batman?

Well here's some stuff that will make you laugh.

I decided to troll @Bunbunbunz

Here's a Skype chat between me and him.

So basically, here's a summary of what happened:

I added bunbunbunz, and acted like I thought he was me. When bunbunbunz said he wasn't "Tits" (aka me), I claimed he was a scammer and impersonator and that I would report it.

bunbunbunz freaked out, I kept on telling him that I would report him. Then, in the end, I told him that I was trolling him and that I was actually Tits.

Now that was PHASE 1. I proceeded to tell him that I would post proof of trolling him unless he made a thread glorifying me, hence this: https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1021216

From there, I acted like I had just gotten on Skype and read all the messages that "I" sent to bunbunbunz. I claimed that those messages weren't from me. Then I accused bunbunbunz of hacking my Skype account. Told him I was gonna report and get him banned blah blah blah he whined.

It was all fun and games and then at that moment I admitted I was trolling him once more. We laughed it off.

That was PHASE 2. Now, I said that I would post the entire chat on General to see how hard I trolled him. He said sure, thinking it would be funny.

That's when I really got him. I made up some fake story about @arunforce and I making an agreement that if I trolled one of his players on BT then that player would be banned from the game. bunbunbunz was scared of being banned from BT so he begged me not to post it. I told him that he would have to make a thread requesting CS. He almost went through with it. He probably would've posted the thread if I didn't say "Stop I'm trolling ya."

PHASE 3 COMPLETE. TROLL COMPLETE.

NOW THAT IS HOW YOU TROLL.

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