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You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
I had a homeless guy smack my balls with a cactus.
Depp (09-29-2015),JamesWoods (09-28-2015)
Sheep Resume
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
SHEEP HERDER, 11/2010 - PRESENT
RESPONSIBILITIES
Attend sheep flock grazing on range
Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs
Beds down sheep near evening campsite
Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants
May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing
May feed sheep supplementary feed.
SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS
Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
Talk to others to convey information effectively
JamesWoods (09-28-2015)
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fantasied licking the nutella of your dick
JamesWoods (09-29-2015)
Ex-Girlfriend gave me a Rim Job while we were dating.
JamesWoods (09-29-2015)
Not being rude but here are some questions for you my friend.
1.) Have you dated girls?
2.) When did you find out you were gay?
3.) Do you get judged?
4.) Do your parents care?
5.) Do you currently have a boyfriend?
6.) Top or Bottom?
7.) Did you take the gay test?
BIG QUESTION I HAVE (PLS TRY TO ANSWER)
1.) Do girls want you but know they cannot have you because your too beautiful and probably are gay?
2.) How many inches do you consider normal penis size?
You can PM me all this info if you want and if you don't want to answer it that's cool also.
Last edited by Eternity; 09-28-2015 at 10:25 PM.
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"Endless Void."
Previous Names
Zavior
Xavier
Eternity
Azathoth
Eternity (again)
Add me on IM
Please press +Rep or Thanks if you find my work or found something I said helpful
"Endless Void."
I once got a blowjob from my girlfriend whilst chucking a dump..