Originally Posted by
Black
Yuba is a big bitch #Hacked bro woah bro
When Yuba was born, his parents were ashamed. His grandparents charged back their paypal payment to the abortion clinic
At age 3 he was given his first toy computer called "Dell 2000" the 2000 referred to the length in inches of the cock that was attached
At age 5 after using the cock toy for about 2 years his anal cavity was so loose, his organs fell through it. He nearly died.
At age 10 He bought a real computer and vowed for revenge against Dell. He bought an Alienware, at this time his family knew he liked to get pounded in the rear end.
At age 11 He learned how to SQL inject, His life was nearly complete! He could almost 360 no-scope the servers of Dell.com, the kids at school still thought he squatted when he urinated, but he felt better about himself.
At age 12.5 Yuba stumbled across a very vulnerable website, quentiamrsps.com, with its expecting owners he SQLi'd the website that was minimally protected because someone paid him $20 to do so. His facebook shows how much of a true skid he is with his experience being a $10 tutorial on ********** called 'Skid life - How to neck yourself' and a down syndromed mentor named Carl, Carl was a 28 year old sexual predator who taught Yuba how to hack in return for sexual favors, the poor soul Yuba being exploited without even knowing it.
At age 13 Yuba has been ill for quite a while, it is said that his mentor had herpes, syphilis, the clap, HIV, and Gonorrhea. He may be ill at heart and in the body but his ego and motto still stay strong #Get fucking hacked Admin, I penetrated your site's soft anus and injected my cyber semen into it. "Get YUBA'D!" he exclaimed as his final words before dying, his family finally made it through their advanced stages of depression after their embarrassment of a son FINALLY passed away.
May his legacy live on forever as the biggest cunt in coontown, the wild willy, the down town brown, the hero of no one, the embarrassment of all, and finally Yuba. #Get Yuba'd #Get fuck'd #RIP skiddy #Never forgetti.