Write as ignorantly as you want.
If only affects you, in a negative fashion.
You embody the saying: Ignorance is bliss, Sausage fest.
To you, it seems, from simple observations of your mannerisms, that being understood is overrated, and trying to poke fun at people that make you feel stupid because you know no better than grammatically incorrect statements is morally correct.
As for the spank me portion of your obvious pun, keep your insecurities and your worst memories in the deepest and darkest section of your mind, to spare the public from whatever may lurk there.
You have a lot of nerve insulting and mocking the seemingly well educated.