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@ Dave84311's dick is so small, Dora couldn't even explore it
71c (07-07-2016)
You got to say it before me, how fast of you
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Employer (07-07-2016)
What do you call a cow without legs.......... Ground beef
Lol no.
Dora couldn't find my dick because it was in your ass.
Sorry swiper, no swiping.
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I know lots of dark-ish jokes
Tae (07-07-2016)
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
Tae (07-07-2016)
Here's a joke
@arunforce
Did you laugh?
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Tae (07-07-2016)
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when in the oven.
Tae (07-07-2016)