Halloween... make it fun!

[Hysteria]

When you think about giving your hard earned money away in the form of Candy to little children with snot rolling down their cheeks, you feel disgusted with yourself. Some people even dress up to hide their shame. Why not make it a new tradition though? Instead of thinking about it as giving away candy, when you open the door, start pelting the children with candy, and think of it as a day to assault children with sugary goods without getting in real trouble, from the comfort of your own home. Hey, we all assault little children every day on this site, why not do it in REAL LIFE!? Maybe get the old vacuum cleaner out, turn it on reverse, and fill the tube with small candies. When the door is opened, let loose and fire salvos of sugar towards the unsuspecting children. Pretend chip bags are grenades, complete with sound effects and all. One of two things will happen;

1) Everyone will avoid the house from then on, thus saving the candy for your own enjoyment.

OR

2) You will be the main attraction, and you will have the pleasure of continuously assaulting bratty children with no legal repercussions.


Have yourselves a GREAT Halloween MPGH. Candy, and physical assault all around.

[Toshie]

TL;DR .

[Hysteria]

TL;DR .

In a nutshell, go assault children with candy.

[Dakota]

Its just for fun just give the kids some damn candy

[InCognito]

Like around 30 black kids rang the door bell and i'm down to around a fourth of the candy I started with, and its just the beginning too. HALP!!!!

[Hysteria]

Like around 30 black kids rang the door bell and i'm down to around a fourth of the candy I started with, and its just the beginning too. HALP!!!!

Boneless wings.

[Toshie]

Like around 30 black kids rang the door bell and i'm down to around a fourth of the candy I started with, and its just the beginning too. HALP!!!!

Lol, i be robbing kids

[CRUSTY]

Shoot them.

[Hysteria]

Lol, i be robbing kids

I ask for a candy tax when they try to leave. They always fall for it. Guess it doesn't help that I have my 9mm sitting on the table right inside the door :/

Shoot them.

Exactly .

[aeronyx]

I dont even think that my vacuum HAS a reverse function. ):

[Insomniac]

i dont celebrate halloween /

[Hysteria]

i dont celebrate halloween /

In soviet Russia, Halloween celebrates YOU!

[Terio]

i dont celebrate halloween /

i dont either... imo i think its useless, but i prefer keeping my money and buying all the candies 3 times cheaper after halloween

[dddrrr]

good idea is illegal
illegal is good idea

edit:dammit now they're crying

[666HiddenMaster666]

Just slam the door in their face