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    My girlfriend was already my religion. Athiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ariez View Post
    My girlfriend was already my religion. Athiest.
    I lol'ed........


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    If I introduced her to the church of my dick, she would convert.
    My religion doesn't ask for much. Here are the laws.

    1. Thou shalt get on ur knees
    2. Thou shalt open thy mouth
    3. Thou shalt always swallow my kids, no spitting

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    Quote Originally Posted by JESUS=TROLL View Post
    If I introduced her to the church of my dick, she would convert.
    My religion doesn't ask for much. Here are the laws.

    1. Thou shalt get on ur knees
    2. Thou shalt open thy mouth
    3. Thou shalt always swallow my kids, no spitting
    This supposed to be funny?


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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post


    This supposed to be funny?
    Yah lololz..

    nah but umad tho?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JESUS=TROLL View Post
    Yah lololz..

    nah but umad tho?
    Not in the least. Btw how old are you? I'm pretty sure if you say/use the term lololz then you've got to be 12


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    Need help with CALL OF DUTY RELATED or anything just private message me and im willing to help ^____^ Have a nice day!
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpIsWanted View Post
    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

    i know its weird question, but i need !

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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post


    Not in the least. Btw how old are you? I'm pretty sure if you say/use the term lololz then you've got to be 12
    Cool assumptions brethren.
    Perhaps I am 12. That means I got lots of time left,
    and you sir are one step closer to decomposing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post


    This supposed to be funny?
    I think it was but it just turned out gay





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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    I think it was but it just turned out gay
    Kind of like everyone from New Zealand?


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    Quote Originally Posted by JESUS=TROLL View Post
    Kind of like everyone from New Zealand?

    Ahaha It's the opposite of your Mum She was straight to the point





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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    Ahaha It's the opposite of your Mum She was straight to the point
    My mum?

    Gee and my jokes are gay..?
    Also, what the fuck is a mum?
    Is that short for mummy?
    Or are you talking about the flower?
    Wait did you mean MOM?
    Cause that's what we say in non-****** countries. MOM

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    Quote Originally Posted by JESUS=TROLL View Post
    If I introduced her to the church of my dick, she would convert.
    My religion doesn't ask for much. Here are the laws.

    1. Thou shalt get on ur knees
    2. Thou shalt open thy mouth
    3. Thou shalt always swallow my kids, no spitting
    seiously don't thats just not cool man.
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JESUS=TROLL View Post
    My mum?

    Gee and my jokes are gay..?
    Also, what the fuck is a mum?
    Is that short for mummy?
    Or are you talking about the flower?
    Wait did you mean MOM?
    Cause that's what we say in non-****** countries. MOM
    you don't even have a country
    you're not wanted by anyone





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    Quote Originally Posted by John Key View Post

    you don't even have a country
    you're not wanted by anyone
    U right son..I'm on the ocean trollololin.

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