Near death experiences.

[ZeroTroubles]

DON'T POST UNREAL POSTS/FUNNY THINGS ON THIS THREAD, ITS MEANT TO BE SERIOUS!


Hey there,

This thread is about near death experiences.
I don't have one, so I'll tell one of my friends...

My mom had her anniversary, she surprised me, my sister and my brother with a game of Laser gaming. we went there. It was dark and I walked into a sign with my head; The sign had no bottom (It was attached with 2 iron poles to the ceiling) and my feet went under the sign. I fell so hard on the back of my head that I got a bump on my forehead. I fell on my 10th lobe, wich is the only bone you can survive such a fall. I had to be in the hospital for 4 weeks, and after that I wasn't allowed to jump for 2 years. Its been 2 years now and I can finally jump again : )
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So tell me yours, or your friends'... I'm interested in these kind of things. Makes you wonder how lucky we are to live...

-KamielFTW

[kvll]

cops running after me and my gang in 08 i think....

[ZeroTroubles]

cops running after me and my gang in 08 i think....

Are you serious? Because if not. Please remove your post.
This thread is NOT for fun purposes

[kvll]

Are you serious? Because if not. Please remove your post.
This thread is NOT for fun purposes

it's 100% true! well i'm from Romania,and the cops are really shit here,they don't even have guns. Me and my gang beaten a kid.

[ZeroTroubles]

it's 100% true! well i'm from Romania,and the cops are really shit here,they don't even have guns. Me and my gang beaten a kid.

Don't troll...

[kvll]

Don't troll...

then fuck you .if you don't believe

[ZeroTroubles]

then fuck you .if you don't believe

Ye right, you beat a child then tell it on forums

[Sketchy]

I was trapped in my room because of a break in the lock and doorknob.
It got jammed in the lock position and the fire department had to get us out.
They said if I didn't have a cell phone I wouldn't of survived for more than a few days.

The room was about 10x10ft

This also works as a great argument against peoples parents.
It allowed me to convince my best friends parents to get him a phone

This is a true story, not that near death but it still qualifies.

[Nathan]

I fell out a window on the 4th floor, but I luckily fell in water so I only broke my leg.

[[MPGH]Disturbed]

I got rick rolled over MSN once.

umad?

[Sketchy]

I got rick rolled over MSN once.

umad?

I would +Rep but I can't right now.

[Blitz]

I was trapped in my room because of a break in the lock and doorknob.
It got jammed in the lock position and the fire department had to get us out.
They said if I didn't have a cell phone I wouldn't of survived for more than a few days.

The room was about 10x10ft

This also works as a great argument against peoples parents.
It allowed me to convince my best friends parents to get him a phone

This is a true story, not that near death but it still qualifies.

Windows? Bust open the fucking doors? Scream for help? Do you live in a closet barred from the outside? God damn. I honestly hope you're trolling.

[kvll]

Windows? Bust open the fucking doors? Scream for help? Do you live in a fucking closet barred from the outside?

i lol'd xD .

[Sketchy]

Windows? Bust open the fucking doors? Scream for help? Do you live in a fucking closet barred from the outside?

No windows.
Can't scream out something not there.
I tried kicking down the door, failed

[WanQuiSheR]

I got rick rolled over MSN once.

umad?

hahahah umad? xd