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"Christian Bible, the Gospel of Mark, chapter five, verse nine. We acknowledge this as an appropriate metaphor. We are Legion, a terminal of the Geth. We will integrate into Normandy."
-Legion
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to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)
i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet
i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back
when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled
getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)
not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka