How to have sex.

[Kate Upton]

I find it very strange that you are trying so hard to be a girl.

*sighs* I get that a lot; too bad that I'm actually a girl.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

KKK

Find an undetected injector (Unused Condom), when you find your dll/hack (Some slut you found at the local bar) enter in the process box "Slut.exe" then inject, if this doesn't work then retry and turn of your anti-virus (Condom) it should finally work; When you are getting kicked (Begining to ejaculate) quickly close the game (Take out your little wee-wee) to avoid getting banned (Becoming a fucking dad)

Took alot

It was well worth it, it made me laugh. +1

[Pheles]

*sighs* I get that a lot; too bad that I'm actually a girl.

Yee, let's go with that.

I feel like, it's not your friend that wants the advice.

[Kate Upton]

Yee, let's go with that.

I feel like, it's not your friend that wants the advice.

So it's wrong for a girl to reply to a 'sex' thread?

[[MPGH]Doc]

*sighs* I get that a lot; too bad that I'm actually a girl.

Username: Kate Upton

Location: Los Angeles

Flag: Australia

Fucking legit shit right there. I'm going to reserve my judgement though. You might just be attention seeking with your profile. So Kate, any advice for OP?

[kingcool267]

It was well worth it, it made me laugh. +1

Jajaja
Much better

Hahah

Yeah, thought of mostly everything

[Kate Upton]

Username: Kate Upton

Location: Los Angeles

Flag: Australia

Fucking legit shit right there. I'm going to reserve my judgement though. You might just be attention seeking with your profile. So Kate, any advice for OP?

What does my flag have to do with my location? Huh? Maybe I'm Australian? Ever think of that possibility?

[kingcool267]

What does my flag have to do with my location? Huh? Maybe I'm Australian? Ever think of that possibility?

Tell us how to make a girl get wet faster

[[MPGH]Doc]

What does my flag have to do with my location? Huh? Maybe I'm Australian? Ever think of that possibility?

Yes there is that possibility. But I've already digressed and here you are getting defensive with your jimmies all rustled.

[Pheles]

What does my flag have to do with my location? Huh? Maybe I'm Australian? Ever think of that possibility?

I might consider it after this comment h4h4. but yeah ok.

Never mentioned anything wrong about a girl commenting on a sex thread. pls where did you get that from. your jimmies are rustled.

[Hux]

fuck her like a pornstar.

[[MPGH]Ghost]

OP needs sex tips.
stick 2 fingers in the pink and 1 in the stink.

[Scruffy]

lol @ asking mpgh for sex tips when half the people here aren't even 15 years old

[HalfBajan]

vagina.

What type of Pokémon is that?

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

You put a sausage on a hotdog bun