I accidently punched my girlfriend. How do i get her back?

[Kallisti]

So here we go

My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to the movies yesterday, and while I was waiting for her to get her shit ready, I decided "Eh, might as well play some pokemon".

So I'm playing my pokemon, and get into a random encounter.

(For those not in the know, a shiny pokemon has a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

I get into the battle, and while I'm awed that I fucking am going to catch a shiny pokemon, my girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. She stares at me and starts bitching how I never care about her and always am playing my video games. I'm still starstruck about the fucking SHINY POKEMON so I'm barely hearing what she says, and I'm just trying to catch it.

She picks up my fucking Nintendo DS and throws it across the room

I am like "何しやがる！！" or in English, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!".

My DS is broken and my 1/1000 chance is gone.

I am literally crying and flailing my arms as I chase after my DS, and I accidentally punch her in the mouth in the process. She storms out the room.

How do I get her back? She hasn't talked to me since.

 

Here's a pic for non believers

[Alejandro10]

SUCKING BANANA KKKKKKKKK

[yugurt]

So here we go

My girlfriend and I were supposed to go to the movies yesterday, and while I was waiting for her to get her shit ready, I decided "Eh, might as well play some pokemon".

So I'm playing my pokemon, and get into a random encounter.

(For those not in the know, a shiny pokemon has a 1/1000 chance of appearing)

I get into the battle, and while I'm awed that I fucking am going to catch a shiny pokemon, my girlfriend comes out of the bathroom. She stares at me and starts bitching how I never care about her and always am playing my video games. I'm still starstruck about the fucking SHINY POKEMON so I'm barely hearing what she says, and I'm just trying to catch it.

She picks up my fucking Nintendo DS and throws it across the room

I am like "何しやがる！！" or in English, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!".

My DS is broken and my 1/1000 chance is gone.

I am literally crying and flailing my arms as I chase after my DS, and I accidentally punch her in the mouth in the process. She storms out the room.

How do I get her back? She hasn't talked to me since.

you are fucked and also because you are a man you have no rights in a lawsuit so if you are unlucky she might sue you

[Paralyze]

Punched your gf.. You don't even deserve it to get her back.

[Kallisti]

Punched your gf.. You don't even deserve it to get her back.

I SAID IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!

[Paralyze]

I SAID IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!

Pics or it wasn't by accident. /jk
Sorry, read over it. Just tell her it was a accident, if she doesn't believe you she isn't worth it.

[Saxitus]

Explain to her what happened, and she might forgive you.

[Larity2056]

It's the force, you couldn't do anything about it

[[MPGH]Thunder]

She made you lose your shiny pokemon, you should've killed her

[Kallisti]

inb4 pics or gtfo

[Tªß°°]

just please for excusies and say u didnt wanted that . If she rly loves u , then u will get her back

[Vaas Montenegro]

Never punch a girl!

[Mr.Seyeko]

lmao, sorry but thats funny... pokemon is more important then a GF?

dude.. i don't think your ready for a gf

[Paralyze]

inb4 pics or gtfo

The classic DS. That's how I like to see it.

[I EAT COCK]

Buy her expensive presents, diamonds or some expensive shitty.
Works everytime I punch my gf.