Insult war. I'll start

[Tall kiwi]

Your birth certificate is an apology from the abortion clinic

GO!

[Woodhouse]

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

[Tall kiwi]

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

I hope you outlive your kids

[[MPGH]Doc]

You're as useful as a chocolate kettle.

[Woodhouse]

I hope you outlive your kids

You've got something on your chin....3rd one down...

[Tall kiwi]

You're as useful as a chocolate kettle.

You're as useless as Anne Franks drum kit

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You've got something on your chin....3rd one down...

Your parents wouldn't happen to be siblings, would they?

[Aborted]

Thy dissembling plume-plucked clack-dish hath a rump-fed idiot, and I do believe, induced by current circumstances, that thou art a villainous wart-infested bothheaded veniferous cunt.

[Tall kiwi]

Thy dissembling plume-plucked clack-dish hath a rump-fed idiot, and I do believe, induced by current circumstances, that thou art a villainous wart-infested bothheaded veniferous cunt.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better rebuttal

[yugurt]

Fuck you /kewl

[Aborted]

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better rebuttal

Here's a tip to clear up your ugly. Set your face on fire and have a fireman put it out with an axe.

[Tall kiwi]

Here's a tip to clear up your ugly. Set your face on fire and have a fireman put it out with an axe.

You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a fork

[Aborted]

You look like your face was on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a fork

Can I borrow your face for a couple of days? My ass is going on holiday.

[Tall kiwi]

Can I borrow your face for a couple of days? My ass is going on holiday.

Your parents should've ate you while your bones were still soft.

[Aborted]

Your parents should've ate you while your bones were still soft.

I would ask you how old you are, but I reckon you can't count that high.

[fecher]

******s are ******s.