Stop making shit threads, please.
>be 16 (19 now)
>not that smooth with the laddies
>always notice the same girl when walking the halls
>figure no way she is into me
>school goes on and I keep seeing this girl
>highschoolcrush.jpeg
>school year coming to an end
>friend tells me he mentioned me to a girl
>wtfdick.jpeg
>next day get random text
>its my crush
>thankyouEddie.jpeg
>we start talking
>we start to hang out during school
>douche bag ex boyfriend wont fuck off
>crush still kinda likes ex
>crush is stating to like me
>we go to the beach
>decided to remove my balls from upper stomach and kiss her
>kiss turns into 10 minute makeout session
>things looking good for me
>wrong
>last do of school I get a text
>its my crush (Still haven't asked her out)
>she says she doesn't want to be in relationship over break and just wants to (ACTUAL QUOTE) "I just wanna do me and party"
>wtf she is a slut
>no
>find out next day she wasn't going to be seen with a kid who doesn't have a car
>i am now okay with girls getting hit
Lets keep this going eh?
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Stop making shit threads, please.
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apezwijn (06-23-2013)
Stop..Just stop.
Spaghetti Master (06-23-2013)
Spaghetti Master (06-23-2013)
Not understanding why this is undergoing such hate. Its late at night, lets share some stories to kill time. Hadn't the slightest clue that stories were so bad.
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My current favorite song
"Dab is a Shitposting Retard" - Boombox 2016
Spaghetti Master (06-23-2013)
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MPGH for dummies
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A playlist of awesome shit I find on youtube.
My current favorite song
Spaghetti Master (06-23-2013),TripperNet (06-23-2013)
>Have a 5 year old cousin.
>Babysit said cousin.
>Cousin asks what sex is.
>Tell him it's "kissing while naked".
>Have your boss over to talk about a new project.
>Cousin puts on his pajamas in his room.
>Cousin kisses your cat while he's changing.
>Remembers what you told him.
>Runs crying while you're talking to your boss.
>Cousin says that he had sex with the cat.
>Ohgodwhy.jpeg
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
opzkiller (06-23-2013),Transfixed (06-23-2013),Assistive (06-23-2013)
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MPGH for dummies
The rules of conduct.
A playlist of awesome shit I find on youtube.
My current favorite song