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Comment the Best Excuse !!
comment the best one
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"Fuck off fatass" Should work.
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My brother did it ..
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I was about to say this
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You should say my camel did it Originally Posted by Lightning
I was about to say this
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He used my IP
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Officer, I've got the runs, and the nearest rest stop is still 10 minutes away. You wouldnt mind giving me an escort?
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
ur ghey
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog
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My kittie ran over the keyboard and scammed the guy Originally Posted by Symmetrical
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aww Originally Posted by Lightning
My kittie ran over the keyboard and scammed the guy
My rabbit hopped on the keyboard, bit me, I then hit my head on the Keyboard and scammed the guy then the rabbit ate the Internet cable and I couldn't return what my rabbit scammed because I don't talk rabbitish
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"hey sexy man" and hope he is gay
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Made me laugh Originally Posted by Symmetrical
aww
My rabbit hopped on the keyboard, bit me, I then hit my head on the Keyboard and scammed the guy then the rabbit ate the Internet cable and I couldn't return what my rabbit scammed because I don't talk rabbitish
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*give donut* - "you're welcome"
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that means your gay to Originally Posted by Poison
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