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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlyingDutchman' View Post
    So I almost stabbed a ****** to death, my hands are still shaking...
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    I went to the store today, to get some sugar and energy drink, carried my schoolbackpack with me to carry it.
    After I bought it, I went home, and through a parking lot kinda thing, looking like this:
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    It's a shortcut, so I took it.
    I was like halfway to the exit, when some nigga kid came walking down trought it.
    I didnt expect any type of assault(People call me a bear, I'm quite big), but he shouted that I should stop, lay my money on the floor, and his buddy wouldnt hurt me.
    I looked behind, and another nigga was waiting there.
    At that point, I pulled my knife.
    Mostly to scare them, but it merely encouraged them to come closer.
    The guy behind me started running, I turned around, he hits me in my chest, and I slash my knife in his hand.
    The little guy rages at me like a maniac, and jumped onto me.
    I shaked him off, and kicked the shit out of him, but while I was doing that, the other guy threw a rock at me, hitting my shoulder( it hurt bad).
    The little guy seemed unconsious, and I ran to the other guy, before he could threw another rock.
    He tryed to hit me again, but I stabbed him in his upper arm, and ran.

    So that was quite shocking, my shoulder hurts like a bitch, but I got the sugar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Crazy ass white people, get a gun for fuck sakes and blast them
    yeah, do it for murica .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post

    yeah, do it for murica .
    if you read my post after that, using a gun makes a bit more sense than a knife and i'm not talking about using a shotgun or something like that
    not all americans are gun crazy, but in that situation gun > knife
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post

    if you read my post after that, using a gun makes a bit more sense than a knife and i'm not talking about using a shotgun or something like that
    not all americans are gun crazy, but in that situation gun > knife
    Yeah, but he would kill him then



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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post

    Yeah, but he would kill him then
    that's debatable
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    Quote Originally Posted by yugurt View Post


    Run like fuck is always the best problem solver. Although they were ******s so they would probably have caught you
    at that point you jump in a source of water, them ******s can't swim, just wait em out
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snape View Post

    Yeah, but he would kill him then

    And that's a problem?
    2 less pieces of human scum on the street.
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    LOL they were HOBO's why gotta do that to them Poor Hobo's they got attacked by a bear with a knife (aka YOU)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Crazy ass white people, get a gun for fuck sakes and blast them
    id love to hear that case in court, THEM NIGGAS WERE TRYIN TO STEAL MY SUGAAAAAAAAA





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