This was surprisingly entertaining.
This was surprisingly entertaining.
Starbucks fucks up my name to they spell it Alan.
Yeah, it is StarBucks!
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I never go to StarBucks because I have to wait like 15 mi to get my coffee and donuts.
We don't have starbucks, but have starbucks copy shit. They always write "Ghrio" "Giro" "Geo" "Ghio" ... now I see why. I have to admit, it's working. -_-
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"Can I get your name?"
Karl.
*On the cup, various times*
Carl. Car. Carol. Karol. Kevin. Karel. Carl with a K.
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"Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam"
I always tell Starbucks that my name is David.
Can't fuck that up
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