Originally Posted by
Scotia
"Guys, I have the greatest idea ever and it's gonna make us so much money."
"Oh really, what is it?"
"Why don't we rob the place that we work at using our personal keycards so that we don't have to break any windows to get inside!"
"Uh I don't think tha-"
"QUICK GUYS, GET IN THE CAR, I'M GONNA TAKE A FAT SHIT ON ANDY'S DESK WHILST WE'RE ROBBING THE JOINT!"
"Kevin you dumb shit you're gonna get arre-"
"ALRIGHT YOU PUSSIES, I'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME FAT STACKS WHILST YOU ******S SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING, DON'T ASK ME FOR A LOAN OF ANY MONEY WHEN I GET BACK FROM SELLING ALL THE SHIT I TAKE."
"I'M A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, NO-ONE WILL EVER SUSPECT ME OF TAKING THINGS FROM MY OWN WORKPLACE, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO BREAK IN THANKS TO THIS PERSONAL KEYCARD WHICH IS ASSIGNED TO ME AND CARRIES MY PERSONAL DATA SUCH AS NAME, ADDRESS AND CONTACT INFORMATION!"
This is basically what you're saying.