Anime turned my son Gay.

[sup h0wl]

The day I lost all hope in humanity was the day anime was created. My son, my 8 year old son walked up to his mother and said, "momma i think im gay." The only response she has was to run to the bathroom and weep all day long. I was at work when this happened, I recieved a phone call around 4PM. My wife told me everything, I felt like I was about to have a heart attack. I grabbed hold of my work desk feeling nauseated, fear flew through my body, I told my wife I would be home early to figure out what is going on. I gave myself a few minutes to catch my breath and relax. Directly after, I went to my boss's office to tell him I need to leave early, It's a family emergency. He ok'd it and I ran to my car and drove home like a maniac, confused, hurt. I arrived home busting in through the front door only to see my wife in the fetal position while my son ignore it and watch his, "cartoons". I said, "Honey it's ok, I'm home." I helped her upstairs and put her to bed, she looked ill. I slowly walked downstairs, heart beating rapidly, I looked at my son and said, "Son, do you have something you want to tell me?" He turned around with a frightened look and said, "Yes, dad." I prepare myself to give him a beating he will never forget, I slowly take my belt off as he is explaining to me what this bullshit called "Anime" did to him. I yell, "Enough!" I whip my belt and it makes a loud crack echo through the house. I cannot go on for it hurts to even think about it. All you need to know is that I set that boy straight. Nothin' like a good ol' fashion lickin' can make your kids mind.

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

There's nothing else Anime does for you.

[Degree]

lmao what the actual fuck

10/10, would read again

[sup h0wl]

lmao what the actual fuck

10/10, would read again

Plot twist, i am the kid, and my father wrote this story.

[Bernard]

This made my day.

[Degree]

Plot twist, i am the kid, and my father wrote this story.

You've been infected. Hopefully that lickin put you in your place, stupid kid

[sup h0wl]

You've been infected. Hopefully that lickin put you in your place, stupid kid

can't tell if you're trolling or serious

yes because i'm 8 years old, makes sense

[Black]

sounds a little like shrek is love, shrek is life

[[MPGH]arunforce]

That's what I said about my son and grandson!11!11

[Kdawg666]

can't tell if you're trolling or serious

yes because i'm 8 years old, makes sense

I can't tell if your serious or trolling either , as in if you are gay from watching cartoons , you are more than likely not gay.....Just lost.

next point what is wrong with being gay?

another one , I am straight I have kids , this is the worst parenting in the world , only next to drowning your kids in a bathtub......

[Black]

I can't tell if your serious or trolling either , as in if you are gay from watching cartoons , you are more than likely not gay.....Just lost.

next point what is wrong with being gay?

another one , I am straight I have kids , this is the worst parenting in the world , only next to drowning your kids in a bathtub......

what's wrong with drowning your kids in a bathtub

[sup h0wl]

I can't tell if your serious or trolling either , as in if you are gay from watching cartoons , you are more than likely not gay.....Just lost.

next point what is wrong with being gay?

another one , I am straight I have kids , this is the worst parenting in the world , only next to drowning your kids in a bathtub......

yeah are you bathist? you're offending me TRIGGERED

Also, this is a joke thread, i'm not gay or BI myself but why would i care if someone is gay, me having to clarify this just ruins the joke of the thread

[Jhem]

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread...1#post10817524

Age: 15

[sup h0wl]

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread...1#post10817524

Age: 15

its copy pasta, btw have you seen Parasyte the maxim, amazing anime!

[Kdawg666]

yeah are you bathist? you're offending me TRIGGERED

Also, this is a joke thread, i'm not gay or BI myself but why would i care if someone is gay, me having to clarify this just ruins the joke of the thread

it just made it that much funnier to me but yea...