How To Own Like A Noob!

[***JAMES***]

This is a guide of how to 100% make your team fail when playing a variety of crossfire matches. It contains many helpful hints and tips to make losing UNAVOIDABLE. I came up with this after watching many pro noobs. I have compiled this amazing guide altogether JUST FOR YOU!
Now on with the guide.

Generally:
*Run everywhere so your teammates cannot hear their enemies coming.
*Spam the chat with useless messages.
*Be extremely noisy so the enemies know where you are.
*Cry, whinge and accuse as much as possible.
*Stand still when having a longrange encounter with somebody.
*Throw grenades at or near your own team. Especially when spawning.
*Go into really obvious camping spots like the tower in Eagle Eyes.
*Spam as much as possible so your teammates cant read the important chat messages.
*Make excuses or accusations after every death

In Ghost Mode:
GR:
*Spray as much as possible and run everywhere making your teams headphones useless.
*Accuse ghosts of lagging, long knifing or speed hacking when possible.
*Run around wide open areas and run near your teammates so they cant see or hear ghosts very well.
*Forget which button you use to defuse.
BL:
*Slash and jump near enemies.
*Stick close to teammates to make them be doubly loud.
*Run near hiding teammates so they get killed by people shooting at you.
*Block your teammates from coming in any vents.
*Block your teammates from getting out of any vent especially when they are being shot at.


Search and Destroy & EM & TD:
*Drop the C4 after all your teammates have moved out.
*Do not go to the site called.
*Forget the defuse button.
*Team Nade as much as possible.
*Camp in the most obvious areas.
*Camp with the C4.
*When somebody drops the C4 do not go and wait at it.
*Take the best gun and camp with it
*Make sure to try and steal all guns traded.
*Make sure to be as noisy as possible when heading towards your teams called plant site.

[hakq]

Same, on my off days i go play ghost mode for a bit then i seem to be pro again...

ya wen u are bored of al other maps

[BJIZZLE]

lol i do this alot

[fcmclan]

rofl way to be pro

[hakq]

rofl way to be pro

kinda of a way to be pro but i think more likely to be a noob of the game

[deadguy22]

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[***JAMES***]

ya wen u are bored of al other maps

which happens reguarly with me

[Music]

Lol IMA BE A NEWB

[***JAMES***]

good for you!

[Hyak]

add
for gm on gr
kill every ghost who is standing still
if ur hcking ofc
then say i heard u

[Music]

Rolf Good idea if there is chams...

[***JAMES***]

add
for gm on gr
kill every ghost who is standing still
if ur hcking ofc
then say i heard u

thats a good tactic. But you aint a noob then, your a hacker.

[hitman22]

Thanks for the great tips.
Im a better noob now, than before.

[ignas2297]

rofl many ppl does like that

[borat73]

rofl..... ive tryed and it rocks