Useless Super Powers

[[MPGH]Jov]

The power to get arrested for no reason, the power to poo for more than 10 mins

[Fucking Moron]

Acid Tears, 75% Levitation, Being a woman, Turning gold into silver, ability to speak braille, ability to age rapidly, instant hairloss, bullet attraction

[Pepsi Cola]

The ability to make a woman orgasm with a touch of your finger if you wear a full pink suit.

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[Law]

The super power a few of us already have, to make super dank memes. With great power comes great responsibility.

[Bryan]

The power to know what happen when it already happened.

[Josh]

Your superpowers are all amazing.

The ability to fly, but only in place and only as high as you can jump.

[iSmexy]

super fast aging and invisible handwriting

[Josh]

super fast aging

What if you want to die.?

[Ticherhaz]

Farted always ..

[Snake]

Can't believe nobody said this one yet..

The ability to shoot webs - out of your ass.

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

I can have sex with hot chicks, but only after I murder them.

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a winner.

[Ailens]

That's just being normal.

So you are basically saying you can talk to fruits, you can cry with holt tears, and you can revuve bugs?

[666HiddenMaster666]

So you are basically saying you can talk to fruits, you can cry with holt tears, and you can revuve bugs?

I am the Tree of Life for a reason.

[Bryan]

The ability to stare at hot girls but cant really do anything.

[Obliteration]

The power to waste time reading about useless super powers when you could be doing something productive