A message that should be known by every CA player.

[IsamuRukario]

Now, let me tell you something. The information in this post should be known on every website for Combat Arms and every forum or website featuring Combat Arms related content.
It is about one thing I've learned.
An actual female on Combat Arms is a rarity; and usually the one's who play as a female avatar on Combat Arms are male.
Why do I say this you ask? Experience. I once met a person on Combat Arms who's playing character was female, but in actuality he was male, I found his true gender over a game of voicechat.
I asked him "Why do you play as a girl and yet you're a male?" and he replied "Because I'm bi, dude."
Now this got me thinking..what if other's are like this? What if almost all the female avatar population on Combat Arms was male?
Now it got me to something..gay/bisexual males are trying to go on Combat Arms for a luring ground. To seek out vulnerable targets for their E-breeding sessions. Now there's 2 ingredients and species they look for, both take up half of the Combat Arms population.
The average male in the prime of Puberty, and the young male trying to act big and old. Now usually what's on their mind is getting a babe, right? It makes them look cool that they got a girl, whether it be Digitally(notcool) or reality. That's what the gay/bisexual male is looking for. The gay/bisexual male is luring with sexuality on a videogame. He's looking for easy targets. Now I'm trying to make this sound like a terrorist operation because it essentially is. The gay/bi's are the terrorists, the straight male's are the victims. Now take 9/11 for example, think of the gay/bi's penor as the plane, and the world trade center as the muzzled tied up victim's buttocks. The plane swooshes in like SuperMan and BOOM, BLAM, EXPLOSION, INSERTION. That's what'll happen to your future children when they meet ME ingame. hehehe..
AHAHAHAHAAHA
They think I'm CRAAAZY, they think it's the pills.
NOOooooo...
I aint crazy!
You are for having the patience to read through this totally retarded post.
Don't take any of this offensively or seriously, if you do you're one cooky fuzznut.

[BJIZZLE]

yo i kno alot of females who play combat arms that i didnt kno about when they installed the mic thing on combat arms

[Grim]

FIRST OFF: Combat Arms Is An FPS Game.. The Thought That A Girl Would Play It Is Just Stupid. Personally I've Never Called A Person From CA A Chick Or Girl, I Just Assume They Use The Chick Char Because They Are Better Than The Male Ones. Yea, That's True. The Chick Chars Are Faster, Hide Better, And For Some Retarded Reason They Seem To Hold The Weapons Better.. Less Spread And Recoil Is What I Mean.. I Think Nexon Gave Them A Handicap.

SECOND OFF: As Soon As I Got To Reading The Part About Dude Saying He Was Bi I Knew You Were Going To Go Off Into Something Retarded. I Don't Care About Other Peoples Sexualtiy And I Highly Doubt That Whether A Person Is Straight/Bi/Gay Means That They Have Bad Intentions Set On Other People For No Reason. WTF Are You Talking About People With Confused Sexuality Trying To Get Young And Unexpecting Children To Do Dirty Things With Them.. You Can't Assume That Everyone Who Is Confused Sexually Or Has A Different Sexual Orientation Than Yourself Is A Pedophile.. But I Can Clearly Tell From That Post You Are An Extreme HOMOPHOBE!!!

EDIT: Also If You Actually Do Some Research Or Watch Some News On TV You Would Know That A Straight Person, Male Or Female, Is Twice As Likely To Be A Pedophile Than A Gay Person.

[Ali G]

U r an idiot..
Ppl play as female bcuz it is harder to shoot a female in CA bcuz female character is smaller and not so fat like the male ones..

[IsamuRukario]

Don't take any of this offensively or seriously, if you do you're one cooky fuzznut.

It's funny how nobody even listen's to the OP, I just decide to do a retarded, not serious funny post and you all gang up on me and warpath even goes to the lengths of calling me a "Extreme HOMOPHOBE!!!", that ain't exactly the best thing to do when your running for minion, because that SHOULD be considered a flame.

[lolmao39]

They walk jump and run faster i use female and im male i use it because it helps me play a better game there every move is faster! and there thinner and harder to hit

[[MPGH]AVGN]

I use female character scause they are sexy to look at! Especially Viper and Mei. Oh yeah!! Have guys seen my viper mod? SMOKIN!!

and yes, i know i'm complete dog.

[GridMaster]

You wasted 3.546 minutes of my life. FUCK YOU!

[BJIZZLE]

You wasted 3.546 minutes of my life. FUCK YOU!

me too bitch

[Dr.Dental]

I use female character scause they are sexy to look at! Especially Viper and Mei. Oh yeah!! Have guys seen my viper mod? SMOKIN!!

and yes, i know i'm complete dog.

LOL, you think your a dog. My friend recently modded all female characters in CA topless. He also made strip accolades ==" He's so perverted

[comon trade]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPMA SPAM

why are hacks called hacks??
PANCAKES!!!!!!!

[Iforgot]

BOOM, BLAM, EXPLOSION, INSERTION.

i rofl'd

im pretty sure people play as girls for the smaller hit radius and no nut shots

[Kevin Rudd]

wow... after reading this acticle about bisexuals, i can only say.. WDF?