Cheating death is fun. I once challaneged him to a game of connect 4, i won in 3 moves, he was like WTF?!?!?, I was like HAHAHASHAHAHAHH!!!11 XD, he tried to kill me, i Jackie chaned his ass, broke his arm, a few ribs, a knukle, and 2 toes, oh yea i kicked him in his balls so hard, he fell to the floor crying even though they dont exist, cuz im that awsome, and i broke his manhood.
true story.