Easy way to go to jail but with not a long sentence

[Butter]

when shit gets too real and you would rather go to jail then anything else

[khatabhunter]

all you need to do for 8 houres presn is drink front police station

[Law]

[+] Get pulled over somehow

[+] Hit the policemen

[+] Profit in jail

[Unsuccessful]

Fuck her sister, or mother

Positives, you wont go to jail

[GerrysamHD]

I said no robbery, I am lazy.

But, once I've hit her. We were playing on my bed and she lightly slapped me I barely felt it but then I (thinking that we were only playing) slapped her, but couldn't really control arm (euforia) and it hit her badly. She started crying and tried to leave but I calmed her. True Story.

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I will however take this under consideration, but I wanted to do something that would require even less effort. Like running someone over.

Call in a bomb threat, Always works

[Arrow]

Set an Orphanage on fire

[Astro.]

I was thinking about starting to work at a retirement house and once and then rape someone there.

>Claims to be too lazy to rob a store.
>Thinks about working at a retirement house.

What a joke. Fail troll is fail.

[[MPGH]Jim Morrison]

You would rather go to jail so she thinks you're messed up than just say I'm done?

[LeventHAN]

Go to White House, say ALLAHU AKBAR (only that) and than you will get what you wants.
edit; 100% no effort
edit2; If you arent on USA, go to a American consul

[Eternity]

Ladies and gentlemen, #1 idiot of this century.

If he is the #1 loser what do we call you? God of Idiots?

[[MPGH]Austin]

how about not being a retard and going to jail because you're too much of a pussy to be honest with someone

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

>Claims to be too lazy to rob a store.
>Thinks about working at a retirement house.

What a joke. Fail troll is fail.

What do you think peeps that work at a retirement house here do? Absolutely nothing. They just talk all day with other staff members and masturbate.

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how about not being a retard and going to jail because you're too much of a pussy to be honest with someone

Explain me this: if I such a pussy for you then how come I am not afraid of going to jail ?

[I Don't Love You]

Bruh its so fucking simple, just take a baseball bat, walk down the street and beat the fuck outta some dumbass hobo. Problem solved and minimum of 4 years bro you're golden.

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

You would rather go to jail so she thinks you're messed up than just say I'm done?

Yes .

[Black]

Tell her you're pregnant.

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