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    Quote Originally Posted by I Don't Love You View Post
    Or he could just say he is more attracted to animals?
    Wouldn't work; some chicks are into that shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black View Post


    Wouldn't work; some chicks are into that shit
    Oh fuck you're right..... He is going to have to go transexual I presume..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black View Post


    Tell her you get more aroused around guys. If she needs proof, get a hj from her dad/brother
    It didn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) View Post


    It didn't work.
    Just go with transexual, walk in her room, pull out a cleaver, chop that dick right off in front of her.

    Then grow boobs and take it in the bum and you win.

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    Pedophilia always works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euphemistic View Post
    Pedophilia always works.
    That's an awfully mild way of putting it

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    lel she may wait for you to get out of jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearyblues View Post
    lel she may wait for you to get out of jail
    This pretty much devastates this thread.

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    Name JUST ONE person who ever wanted to get CS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post

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    trying to get cs again boi?
    Seems like it.

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