A message to Admins and users of MPGH

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

Dear Dave,

I am not ginger maybe because you are eating all of those illuminati doritos changed your eyesite.
The fact that you are a gay queer and are fat most likely means nobody loves you and you stuffed your face with those doritos when you found out you were adopted.You tried to kill yourself with pills and your foster parents hated you because you are dave and let you kill yourself but all those doritos made you throw them back up,maybe its your destiny to be a unloved,autistic queer.
Nobody loves you.

Greetings cianmcgingerson7,

Thank you for your autistic reply. Not only do you not know how to spell, but you have the intelligence of a doormat. The reason I say that is because I shit on you and you keep coming. In addition you incorporate insults that I used and have used against you in the past towards me. Now my ginger friend I will do you one dirty: This is a notice to all MPGH staff. If you see cianmcgingerson7 post again on MPGH, do your sword duty and perma ban him. I repeat, you have my permission to execute the ginger when you see him post.

With much love,
- the greatest of all time

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Dear Dave,

I am not ginger maybe because you are eating all of those illuminati doritos changed your eyesite.
The fact that you are a gay queer and are fat most likely means nobody loves you and you stuffed your face with those doritos when you found out you were adopted.You tried to kill yourself with pills and your foster parents hated you because you are dave and let you kill yourself but all those doritos made you throw them back up,maybe its your destiny to be a unloved,autistic queer.
Nobody loves you.

Hello cianmc7,

On behalf of the executive team for Doritos, we would like to thank you for your countless advertising for our company.
We are glad that you enjoy our product and would like to send you some more doritos!
Please join us and enjoy these delicious doritos that we all love.



Cheers,
The Doritos Factory

[[MPGH]Time]

Greetings cianmcgingerson7,

Thank you for your autistic reply. Not only do you not know how to spell, but you have the intelligence of a doormat. The reason I say that is because I shit on you and you keep coming. In addition you incorporate insults that I used and have used against you in the past towards me. Now my ginger friend I will do you one dirty: This is a notice to all MPGH staff. If you see cianmcgingerson7 post again on MPGH, do your duty and perma ban him. I repeat, you have my permission to execute the ginger when you see him post.

With much love,
- the greatest of all time

BRUTAL!!

Hello cianmc7,

On behalf of the executive team for Doritos, we would like to thank you for your countless advertising for our company.
We are glad that you enjoy our product and would like to send you some more doritos!
Please join us and enjoy these delicious doritos that we all love.



Cheers,
The Doritos Factory

D-DD-DOUBLE BRUTAL!!

[DarkLordXYZ]

A guy, who his goals as MPGH posts and thanks talks about dave not having a life.
If only you had someone who loved you enough, you wouldn't have come over to MPGH, made getting posts and thanks your life's goals (which will probably yet be another disappointment), and actually insulted people over the internet including the very site that you came on due to your lack of people to talk to in real life.
I know, it always hurts seeing people who are more successful than you are (which makes around 99% of the people on the planet Earth), but please, do not insult those people over internet for no reason.
This should be a motivation for you whatsoever to try to improve yourself for the better. I know it's hard since you were dropped on your head as a child and got the wrong kind of love from your parents, but do your best.
With kind regards, DarkLordXYZ.

[Smoke]

Greetings cianmcgingerson7,

Thank you for your autistic reply. Not only do you not know how to spell, but you have the intelligence of a doormat. The reason I say that is because I shit on you and you keep coming. In addition you incorporate insults that I used and have used against you in the past towards me. Now my ginger friend I will do you one dirty: This is a notice to all MPGH staff. If you see cianmcgingerson7 post again on MPGH, do your sword duty and perma ban him. I repeat, you have my permission to execute the ginger when you see him post.

With much love,
- the greatest of all time

You should've said "You have the intelligence of a dorito" go on a killing spree x100.

But you threw some straight acid.

[Eternity]

Damn it, he hasn't posted e.e

[cianmc7]

A guy, who his goals as MPGH posts and thanks talks about dave not having a life.
If only you had someone who loved you enough, you wouldn't have come over to MPGH, made getting posts and thanks your life's goals (which will probably yet be another disappointment), and actually insulted people over the internet including the very site that you came on due to your lack of people to talk to in real life.
I know, it always hurts seeing people who are more successful than you are (which makes around 99% of the people on the planet Earth), but please, do not insult those people over internet for no reason.
This should be a motivation for you whatsoever to try to improve yourself for the better. I know it's hard since you were dropped on your head as a child and got the wrong kind of love from your parents, but do your best.
With kind regards, DarkLordXYZ.

Retarded af?

[DolphinEater]

Holy shut..

[ReMastered]

kys

[Asap]

A guy, who his goals as MPGH posts and thanks talks about dave not having a life.
If only you had someone who loved you enough, you wouldn't have come over to MPGH, made getting posts and thanks your life's goals (which will probably yet be another disappointment), and actually insulted people over the internet including the very site that you came on due to your lack of people to talk to in real life.
I know, it always hurts seeing people who are more successful than you are (which makes around 99% of the people on the planet Earth), but please, do not insult those people over internet for no reason.
This should be a motivation for you whatsoever to try to improve yourself for the better. I know it's hard since you were dropped on your head as a child and got the wrong kind of love from your parents, but do your best.
With kind regards, DarkLordXYZ.

Retarded af?

I laughed way too hard.

[[MPGH]Ahl]

Lol Dave

[Skepta]

Hello, it's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet. You know, to go over everything...

[Snake]

Greetings cianmc7,

Thanks for your neutral words. The reason it is neutral is because of the following...

• Everyone knows I'm fat; it is common knowledge.
• I am openly gay. There is nothing wrong with doing gay things, as long as you don't receive.
• I am retarded; I have to be, I run MPGH.
• We haven't met in real life.

As far as hating Irish people, I can't confirm or deny that; the fact that I never met a good Irish might mean something. In any case, let me express my extreme dislike of you. You are an autist. If this was 1980's China you would be left on the side of the road for the peasants to eat. Unfortunately that wasn't your fate... Don't worry, I don't blame you. If your mother didn't drink alcohol when she was pregnant, you wouldn't have been born a legit retard. I blame your dad as well because that's why you're a ginger. If you killed yourself you would not be missed.

With much admiration,
Dave84311

I read this today and I regret.
Smiled so hard my nose suffered, lmao.

[cianmc7]

Alot of people are butt fucking dave so much because he is the head admin of MPGH well why don't you open your eyes..........oh wait sorry don't it might be affected from the dorito powder that is transporting with the wind due to dave fatterson buying the dorito company and eating all of them his burps are the cause of global warming.

[Black]

it might be affected from the dorito powder that is transporting with the wind due to dave fatterson buying the dorito company and eating all of them his burps are the cause of global warming.

Are you 3 year's old or just bad at comebacks?