I can't believe I left his to late minute but I really need help for valentines. My girlfriend and I are doing long distance and there isn't much we can do for valentines. We watch movies/shows together all the time, play games together etc. What am I suppose to do for valentines? Like seriously, I don't even know. I need help! I still have like 5 hours because its not valentines where she lives. Ideas?
@Priaros camsex if you got balls
Send her this poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All I want today
is to be in bed with you
You live far from me,
about 5 hours away
but without you I'm sick
I hope you want my six-inch dick
I'm sorry I can't make it to you,
I really hope you understand
I don't want to be cliche,
so I am very sorry to say...
Although it's been a fun ride
I know what you have done...
Killing people is illegal,
shot him in the head with a deagle
Storing people in freezers
is not cool at all,
don't send a hitman from the tor network
to my house - I beg you please,
Cause if you do I will hire a hacker
and ruin your life forever.
You will never see me again, I am running away
But again I tell you, please have a very nice valentine's day
Happy valentines
- - - Updated - - -
Happy valentines