[Giveaway] Giving away 2 Minecraft Accounts that are Full Accessed!

[Mr_Klonopin]

Hello, I am giving away 2 Minecraft Accounts that are Full Accessed. You can change the Email, Password and Security Questions!

How to enter the giveaway:
Just comment a funny joke down below. The winner will be chosen tomorrow!

Proof of accounts:
https:// gyazo. com/910bd85428aafe994c5ba816e2367b7c
https:// gyazo. com/a279a3ee9f1ab9639ac5b57a3ec84433

[Crush]

Something that really happened to me irl:

Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence.

Me: You mean … the period?

Client: I don’t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.

[Kimchi]

Yo momma is so poor, the ducks threw bread at her.

[LightofDeath]

To be is to do, and as Frank Sinatra put it, do be do be do.

[stelios12399]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

[Aoredon]

A funny joke?

My life.

[WhatsGoodBlood]

Shotguns are like tampons bitches need them.

You'll only understand if you play Shooter Games.

[Mr_Klonopin]

WINNER: Arsixus

You have been PM'D

[Nik]

Giveaway ended
//Closed