Man I don't know what to do with my life.

[Drama]

"Man I'm sad" You don't have to be. You can be happier once you find your happy places.

"I'm 22 years old and have a crappy job at a local burger place" Find a better job and build up your network.

"I can never pass my drivers test" Study, or keep practicing driving.

"I don't have any friends besides a southern girl and a mentally retarded guy" Learn to find some and make new friends. Join your local gym or something, go to community centres, make some online

"My neighbor hates me" 1st option is to ignore your neighbour. 2nd option is to make your neighbour not hate you.

"and my boss only cares about money... " Business is business. A part of opening a business is to make money. If you don't like your boss, find a better job where the managers/bosses care about their workers.

"Worst of all... I live in a pineapple under the sea." You must be Spongebob Squarepants then. You can also live under a rock, if you wish. Jokes aside, if you work harder, change your attitude, find some motivation. You are bound to succeed if you don't give up. You can move from living in a pineapple under the sea to an apartment/condominium/house over the sea.

There's people out there who do those things yet live a shit life, so that's really not motivative.

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It is even more sad that no one gets the reference.

I got it lol. i love the people who are giving him support but don't understand the joke that's coming off.

[Splintaroo]

Lmfao... 10/10 best Spongebob reference ever.

[Mr.UnderGr0und]

Roll with the punches bud you'll get there if you make the effort.

[[MPGH]Lily]

lol flip burgers

[[MPGH]arunforce]

As chrome would say, KYS.